Category: Do You Need Some Attention?

“Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Alum Teddi Mellencamp Thinks Lisa Vanderpump Paid Raquel Leviss To Start An Affair With Tom Sandoval To Boost “Vanderpump Rules” Ratings

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Teddi Mellencamp is utterly forgettable, so any time she gets a speck of attention for trying to say something provocative–like defending the neck lift she got that pretty much no one asked her to–people still need to be reminded of why she assumes anyone should care what she has to say. So for good measure: she’s John Mellencamp’s daughter, she used to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she’s a fitness accountability coach who hates food and joy, and she was on Celebrity Big Brother only to get booted first. So since she and Lisa Vanderpump both used to be on RHOBH, she’s been dishing room temperature takes about the Vanderpump Rules Scandoval saga on her own podcast. But the other day on Melissa Gorga’s (of The Real Housewives of New Jersey) podcast, Teddi decided to go “All In” and declare that she thinks Lisa paid Raquel Leviss to creep around with Tom Sandoval in an attempt to keep the lights on at VPR. The lesson here? Let’s just stop handing out podcasts to everyone.

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Farrah Abraham Defended Letting Her 14-Year-Old Daughter Get Six Facial Piercings

February 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Between all of her security guard slapping, overdone cosmetic procedures, hotel employee slapping, and feuds, it’s easy to forget that Farrah Abraham is also someone’s mom–despite her obnoxiously existing because of her appearing on the shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. But she’s been a mom for 14 years now, and she took her daughter, Sophia Abraham, to get six facial piercings to commemorate the anniversary of her exit from Farrah’s (less popular) front door. Some people had thoughts about a minor getting facial piercings, so of course, Farrah took the opportunity to scrounge up a few crumbs of attention by defending her decision to allow Sophia to get pierced.

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Kim Kardashian Bought A $197,453 Cross Necklace Famously Worn By Princess Diana

January 19, 2023 / Posted by:

Though Kim Kardashian recently said she’d eventually like to get married a fourth time, what she failed to mention is that she’s already in a hot and heavy committed relationship with leaving her stain of desperation and full-body makeup on the iconic fashions of beloved dead women. This time, Kim got her klaws on the Attallah Cross, a necklace Princess Diana famously wore to a charity gala in the 80s.

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Selena Gomez Rang In 2023 On A Yacht With Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz; Says We Can Call Them A “Throuple”

January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

It figures that 2023 couldn’t just waltz in and keep it cool with the eye-roll and heavy exhale material, but we’re only three days in, and it appears that the Cerberus in charge of guarding the ability for us all to give our eye muscles and lungs a rest has reared its three kind-of punchable heads. Kidney donor snubber, Selena Gomez, spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht with alleged nanny terrorizer, Nicola Peltz, and Nicola’s self-proclaimed/underqualified “chef” husband, Brooklyn Beckham. Selena felt the need to mark the occasion by making four separate Instagram posts about it and, in the final one, said we can “calls [sic] them a throuple.”

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Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Got Married In Las Vegas (But It Wasn’t Legal)

April 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Not that long ago, a wise tone-deaf philosopher named Kimberly Kardashian revealed the secret of business success was to get one’s fucking ass up and work. Well, Kourtney Kardashian took her sister’s advice, got her ass up, and did some of the heaviest lifting the Kardashian family has ever seen. Right after bringing their PDA-laced love to the red carpets of the Oscars and the Grammys, Kourtney and her fiancé Travis Barker went ahead and got themselves a hat trick of attention by rolling into a wedding chapel in Las Vegas and having themselves a little marriage ceremony. But, as it has recently been noted, it’s not likely that Kourtney and Travis are hers n’ his in the eyes of the law right now.

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Julia Fox Has Written An Essay About Dating Kanye West For Interview Magazine

January 7, 2022 / Posted by:

What’s that common saying about getting over an ex? Something like, the best way to get over your ex-wife is to hook up with the actress from Uncut Gems and immediately do a weird interview about it? Yeah, I believe it’s something like that. After we first learned that 44-year-old Christian egomaniac Kanye West had gone on several dates with 31-year-old Julia Fox, Julia herself decided to confirm the rumors by writing a piece for Interview magazine about her dates with Kanye, complete with – and forgive me for describing it as such – a sexy photoshoot orchestrated by Kanye for their second date. Yeah, strap in – Horny Boyfriend Kanye is back.

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