Category: Divorce American Style

Amber Heard Has Filed An Appeal Asking For A Reversal Or A New Trial Against Johnny Depp’s Defamation Suit

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Because dominating the press cycle with their marital drama from the years 2016 to present hasn’t quite been enough, both Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have now filed appeals to the Virginia court’s ruling in their most recent defamation trial, which ended with a jury siding with Johnny on all but one of Amber’s counter complaints. Earlier last month, Johnny filed to appeal the one judgment that went in Amber’s favor, and now, Amber’s filed an appeal to have the verdict overturned completely or be awarded an entirely new trial. Deadline reports that it could take years and the involvement of the Virginia Supreme Court “before this is settled, if it ever really is.” In which case, somebody might want to go nudge Helena Bonham Carter awake and offer her some extra long-acting smelling salts for when she passes right back out again after she learns her friend Johnny might not be “completely vindicated” after all.

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Sean Penn Still Loves His Estranged Wife Leila George And Says She Left Him Because He Was Neglectful

April 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Sean Penn has pulled back the curtain on what it’s like to be married to Sean Penn, and welp, no surprise, it sucks. Sean, 61, was recently interviewed by Hollywood Authentic at his Malibu home where he spoke primarily of the war in Ukraine, the relief work his organization, CORE, has been doing there, and the documentary he’s been making with Vice about his meeting with President Zelensky. Sounding exhausted, the reporter pivoted to ask Sean about his relationship with his estranged wife, just-turned 30-year-old Australian actress Leila George, who filed for divorce after just one year of marriage, though they were together for 5. Turns out Sean knows exactly why Leila decided to bounce. It was Sean’s penchant for Ambien and vodka in the mornings in lieu of coffee. Ambien and vodka at 10:30 a.m. also happens to be the twin pillars of his skincare routine. So that’s 2 mysteries solved!

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Joe Exotic Is Engaged To A Former Fellow Inmate And Is Seeking A Divorce From His Husband Dillon Passage

April 1, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t think a single person on the planet is watching Joe vs Carol on Peacock, which premiered last month to a chorus of toothless crickets, but according to People, the man himself, 59-year-old Joseph Maldonado-Passage aka Joe Exotic, is in love, and plans to marry his fiancé, John Graham, just as soon as he gets a divorce from his current husband, 25-year-old Dillon Passage. Not much is known about Joe’s new love other than the two met in prison where Joe is currently serving a 22-year sentence for attempting to have his big cat rescue rival Carol Baskin murdered. I guess Joe can thank Cardi B for not following through on starting that GoFundMe to have him released from prison for his new lease on life. Cardi knows her way around the criminal justice system, maybe she can officiate!

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Kanye West Got A New Lawyer Ahead Of His Divorce Hearing Today To Declare Kim Kardashian Single (UPDATE: Kim Won)

March 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been going through their divorce fight since February 2021, and today, their lawyers will fight over Kim wanting to be declared legally single. Kanye has been trying to block that move. Kanye’s side has argued that he wants to settle money and child custody stuff before they are made legally single. And recently, Kim told the court that Kanye’s constant social media harassment was causing her emotional distress. Kanye fired back by telling her to prove his harassing social media posts came from him. He also started lightly swatting at the prenup he previously agreed to. I mean… childish, and clearly, his legal team was not cutting it obeying every childish whim of his, because he’s fired his lawyer ahead of his divorce hearing this morning and now a fourth lawyer is taking over. This is a good sign, right? It’s good when a person burns through lawyers like I do boxes of wine?

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After 10 Years, Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Are Officially Divorced

December 29, 2021 / Posted by:

When you’re a married man and get caught with your dick in the vacuum cleaner, that’s embarrassing. If you get caught with your dick inside the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner, that’s grounds for divorce. But, if you get caught with your dick in the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner 8 years after the fact because she’s bringing her kid around and people start to notice that he has his thighs, then usually the divorce is swift and merciless. Or so one would assume! Not so for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, who, after 10 long years, have just finalized their divorce. Just imagine, if Arnold had knocked up his vacuum cleaner instead of his housekeeper, he might have gotten away with it by explaining that he purchased that new baby blue Dyson T-1000 for research purposes!

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Kanye West Is Selling His Wyoming Ranch Compound, While Kim Kardashian Gets To Keep Their Ugly Hidden Hills Mansion

October 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 6 years, Kanye West, way back in February. As it turns out, Kim wasn’t the only one who wanted to split up for good from a huge, expensive, pain in the ass. Kanye West has decided that after two years of dumping millions and millions of cash into it, Kanye doesn’t want his giant Wyoming ranch anymore and he’s selling it. So Wyoming is very close to not having to deal with Kanye anymore.

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