Category: House Drama
A Source Says Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Fighting Over Finalizing The Purchase Of That $64 Million Home After Dropping Out Of Escrow
Ben Affleck is a man who seems to know what he wants–whether it’s a watered-down iced coffee, just going the fuck home already, or a $64 million Pacific Palisades place to call home. But Jennifer Lopez is JLo, and being complacent and settling for only the third or fourth mega-mansion you’ve dropped out of escrow on would be setting the bar too Lo. And while most of the time, Ben seems happy to go with the JFlow and spend his days pretend-slumming it at Dunkin‘ and hanging out with his ex-wife’s super cool burger boyfriend, a source says he’s digging his heels in and wants to finalize the purchase of the $64 million Pacific Palisades estate, so he has a stable place for his struggle packages to be delivered to even though Jen has fallen out of love with it and wants to continue the search for the perfect enormous, cold warehouse to fill with her non-negotiable white roses and delusions of living the perfect love story.
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Might Have Bought A Gigantic Estate
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck continue their crusade to make sure that we all know their relationship isn’t just a repeat disaster-collab like that of their first engagement or Gigli; it’s a true love (for now) blockbuster. Jen has recently said she’s ready for her next (4th) wedding, and they’ve been looking for a quaint, little marital home. If we weren’t currently celebrating Pride Month, we all could easily get disoriented thinking that it’s Groundhog’s Day, because they’ve been allegedly trying and failing at this house hunt for months now. But now there’s speculation that they’ve finally found “the one.”
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Aren’t Buying A $55 Million Bel-Air Estate After All
What a bummer! And I was so close to ordering them a 24-karat gold-plated emerald-encrusted hand-engraved toaster as a housewarming present. Only the finest and tackiest for a $55 million estate! (I swear, I totally had it in my shopping cart, honest). I’m going to have to put that housewarming gift off for the time being, because contrary to what had been reported last month, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are not, in fact, currently moving into a $55 million Bel-Air love nest. So, anyone who had several million dollars in their pocket who really wanted to score a $55 million Bel-Air estate, now is your chance. It hasn’t been bought by Bennifer yet.
Kelly Clarkson Couldn’t Get Her Ex-Husband Evicted From Their Montana Ranch
Kelly Clarkson is a very rich woman. How rich, you might ask? Well, she’s at least $200,000 a month in spousal and child support rich, which I think we can all agree is enough to technically bump her from the celebrity standard pretty rich to the much more exclusive very rich. Kelly is so rich, she could buy any ranch in Montana, but! There’s one ranch Kelly wants, and it’s the one she already owns. The problem there is that it’s currently being occupied by her ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock. And as Kelly recently learned, it doesn’t matter how rich a bitch is, sometimes the courts rule against you, and your ex-husband gets to keep squatting on your ranch.