Night Crumbs
Genital slobber splashed everywhere today when Vogue put out its cover for its December issue starring Bushwick’s answer to Billy Porter, Harry Styles, who is the first solo dude to get the cover. And even though that dusty, homely dress looks like something a down-and-out bordello madam put together using old bedskirts, Harry is working it and giving us “You know I’m not wearing any panties under here” hobo allureness – Pajiba
To think, we could’ve gotten Montel Williams as the Second Dude of the United States (not really) – Just Jared
Jessica Chastain is hawking a $119 at-home COVID test because a check is a check, I guess – Celebitchy
Pharrell Williams is working on Rihanna’s album, which will probably be released sometime after 20FuckingNever – Lainey Gossip
“Hello, welcome to the Matador Alexis Carrington Bistro, my name is Bebe Rexha, and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Egotastic!
It must be Friday because it took me way too long (read: over zero seconds) to realize that Kate Upton’s baby doesn’t really have a face like a white heart – Popoholic
Of course, the trailer for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion saves the best (aka The Original Aunt Viv) for last in an oh-so-dramatic reveal – OMG Blog
The fabulous baby drag queen on Real Housewives of Orange County is still wearing less makeup and has a better weave than most of the Housewives on there – Towleroad
Pic: Tyler Mitchell/Vogue