Category: Ray J

JP Morgan Chase Dropped Kanye West As A Client And Ray J. Joined Him For The Premier Of Candace Owens’ BLM Documentary

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Following Kanye West’s most recent Too Hot for Fox News/HBO/Twitter/Instagram antics, he took some time out of his busy breakdown to rub elbows with some of Hollywood’s most glamorous conservative elites at a screening of his best Judy Candace Owens’s new documentary The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM. It was a glitzy affair attended by the smartest, most talented, and most beautiful stars in conservative circles including Kid Rock, MMA fighter Colby Covington, Candace herself, and Ray J., the guy who fucked Kanye’s ex-wife in a widely circulated videotape. Kanye even dressed up for the occasion sporting an oversized tuxedo jacket, oversized galoshes and “his now-iconic black baseball hat” twelve sizes too small that reads 51502024.

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Ray J Claims That He And Kim Kardashian Made Three Sex Tapes And Kris Jenner Chose The One That Was Released To The Public

September 12, 2022 / Posted by:

In news that probably surprises no one, Ray J has some more words for Kris Jenner after her recent appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden. Kris took a lie detector test and was asked if she helped leak her daughter Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s sex tape. Kris denied it and the lie detector claimed she was telling the truth. Well, that made Ray J dig into his box of treasured memories and pull out ALL of the receipts. And in a very long, very angry video he posted to Instagram, Ray talked about the behind-the-scenes details and they all point to Kim and Kris being just as responsible as he is for inflicting their sex tape upon the world.

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Kris Jenner Took A Lie Detector Test And Was Asked If She Was Behind The Release Of Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

September 9, 2022 / Posted by:

It comes as no surprise that our lives were ultimately downgraded once the entire Kardashian Koven was thrust upon us. And one of the most pivotal moments of their origin story was the infamous sex tape starring a bored-looking Kim Kardashian and weird tattoo aficionado Ray J. For many years people have speculated that Kim’s mother Kris Jenner was the person who brought this masterpiece of cinema into our lives, which is something she’s denied for years. And now, to put the rumors to bed (pun intended) once and for all Kris has strapped on a lie detector test to prove to everyone she had nothing to do with it.

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Ray J Got A Tattoo Of Brandy’s Face On His Leg And It’s A Choice

July 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Ray J is sick to stomach over the fact that some people (namely Jack Harlow) don’t know he and Brandy are siblings. So, to clear up any confusion, he got his older sister’s face tattooed on his leg. Ray J posted a video of the results to Instagram, and… wow. Those bastards gave Tattoo-Brandy the zombie Post Malone special! And, listen, I know the phrase “kill it with fire” is bandied about a lot these days, but I can safely say that we should, nay, we must kill the Brandy tattoo with fire.

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Open Post: Hosted By Brandy Responding To Jack Harlow’s Revelation That She’s Ray J’s Sister

May 17, 2022 / Posted by:

There are some universal truths in this world, like taxes being a thing that you have to pay, and that pizza is inherently delicious, or maybe one of the most inescapable, that Brandy and Ray J are related! That might be number seven on the Ten Commandments of 90s Kids, if such a thing were to exist. But recently, Jack Harlow made it known far and wide that that information has escaped him. Jack Harlow was like those kids who just learned that Titanic was based on a real ship, except his blown-mind moment had to do with the Norwood siblings. That information recently made its way back to Brandy herself, who was, needless to say, shocked at the news.

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Sources Deny Ray J’s Claims That Kris Jenner Helped Negotiate The Release Of His And Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

May 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Recently, Ray J has been talking a lot about his 2007 sex tape with Kim Kardashian, especially since there’s a scene in Hulu’s The Kardashians where Kanye West gifts Kim with a laptop with footage of a second sex tape on it. The laptop came from Ray J. Ray J called that scene “a lie” because he claims he’s never had copies of their sex tapes and the laptop didn’t have any sexual content on it. He then talked to The Daily Mail and claimed that he and Kim made other sex tapes together but that she has them all. Ray J also stamped TRUE on the theory that Kris Jenner helped negotiate the sale of the tape to Vivid to make Kim a household name and future reality TV star (Keeping Up With The Kardashians would premiere eight months after the sex tape came out.) But once again, that claim is thrown back into the annals of infamy, thanks to some “sources with direct knowledge” stepping up to defend Kris Jenner’s good name.

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