Category: Kid Rock
Garth Brooks Will Sell Every Beer At His Nashville Bar, Including Bud Light
Garth Brooks is opening a new bar in Nashville’s Lower Broadway area. It’s called “Friends in Low Places Bar & Honky-Tonk,” and it’s scheduled to open this summer. Exciting news for country music fans! Or… is it? Cuz Deadline reports that, during a panel at Billboard Country Live this week, 61-year-old Garth revealed that his bar will sell “every brand of beer,” including Bud Light. Transphobes like Kid Rock and Travis Tritt are currently boycotting Bud Light for partnering with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. But Garth says people who come to his bar will “love one another,” and the assholes can go elsewhere. Daaaamn, do I like Garth Brooks? Also, which one is Garth Brooks? According to Google, not the one married to Faith Hill. Well, who da thunk it?
Country Singer Travis Tritt Joins Kid Rock In Boycotting Bud Light For Partnering With Trans Influencer Dylan Mulvaney
A few days ago, trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney announced she’d signed on to a partnership with Bud Light. In a video posted to social media, 26-year-old Dylan showed off a commemorative can of beer with her face on it, which the brand sent to her to mark the one-year anniversary of the beginning of her gender transition. That’s nice! Anyway, moving on to — no? We’re not moving on? Sigh. Newsweek reports that Kid Rock and country singer Travis Tritt are now boycotting Bud Light because they hate trans people
Pamela Anderson Talked About Sly Stallone Trying To Buy Her Love, Her Marriage To Kid Rock, And Her “Romantic” Bond With Julian Assange
In the grand tradition of celebrity memoir press tours (ft. a bonus Netflix doc), Pamela Anderson is out there giving us juicy morsels of showbiz gossip (ft. traumatic tales of sexual harassment) that she’s been saving up over the last three decades. Today’s revelations include Sylvester Stallone allegedly offering Pam a condo and a Porsche to be “his #1 girl,” Pam’s immediate regret upon marrying human anal fissure, Kid Rock, and her “romantic” friendship with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Say what you want about Pammy, but the woman has lived!
JP Morgan Chase Dropped Kanye West As A Client And Ray J. Joined Him For The Premier Of Candace Owens’ BLM Documentary
Following Kanye West’s most recent Too Hot for Fox News/HBO/Twitter/Instagram antics, he took some time out of his busy breakdown to rub elbows with some of Hollywood’s most glamorous conservative elites at a screening of his best Judy Candace Owens’s new documentary The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM. It was a glitzy affair attended by the smartest, most talented, and most beautiful stars in conservative circles including Kid Rock, MMA fighter Colby Covington, Candace herself, and Ray J., the guy who fucked Kanye’s ex-wife in a widely circulated videotape. Kanye even dressed up for the occasion sporting an oversized tuxedo jacket, oversized galoshes and “his now-iconic black baseball hat” twelve sizes too small that reads 51502024.
Kid Rock Fans Trashed A Venue After His Show Was Canceled Due To The Weather
Climate change has a new arch-nemesis: Kid Rock Fans. Just kidding! I doubt many of them even believe in such a thing. But Kid Rock’s fans (yes, he still has those) at least believe in the sanctity of time and promises because when a Kid Rock show ran super late and was ultimately canceled because of extreme weather, his fans lost their minds. They demanded Kid Rock perform for them, and when it was clear he wouldn’t, they trashed the venue in rage. Wow, normally the only thing that can get a Kid Rock fan this angry is a millennial using they/them pronouns.
Kid Rock Says He Will Never Perform At Any Venue With A Mask Or Vaccine Mandate
I’m so sorry to all three people who fall within the intersecting point of a Venn Diagram of “people vaccinated from COVID-19” and “Kid Rock Fans” because he says that he will NEVER perform at a venue with any form of Coronavirus mask or vaccine mandates. Kid Rock’s obviously missing the point that any venue with a vaccine mandate already doesn’t want him there, but hey!