Milo Yiannopoulos Allegedly Broke Federal Campaign Laws While Working On Kanye West’s Presidential Campaign
More news about Milo Yiannopoulos is here–the new “director of political operations” (according to him) of Kanye West‘s yet-to-be-announced 2024 Presidential campaign is already making some headlines for a screw-up. Milo worked on Kanye’s campaign last year but was fired. And this latest screw-up reportedly happened when he was working for Kanye the first time around. You see, back in 2022, when this latest campaign was just another tiny seed of evil growing in the dark, Milo created a website for Ye24.com, but oddly enough, he used Republican representative and January 6th downplayer Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s credit card to do so. Bitch, what? Did this break the law? Maybe, but Milo swears it was an honest mistake made by someone else, and it has been corrected. Well, at least we know that, unlike his first one, this 2024 campaign of Kanye’s is really authentic and won’t be run by Republican operatives. OH, WAIT JUST A SECOND! It seems like it is!
Two frontrunners in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, Donald Trump and Kanye West, are each facing significant roadblocks this week commensurate with their respective Achilles heels. For Donald, it’s lying like a bad rug. And for Kanye, it’s his hair trigger temper that has led to yet another skirmish with the paparazzi. Last month Kanye became the subject of a battery investigation after he was accused of snatching a lady’s phone out of her hand and tossing it into the street after he approached her car and demanded she stop filming him while in the midst of a verbal altercation with the paparazzi/his inner demons.
Kanye West’s 2024 Presidential Campaign Received $0.00 In Donations Last Year But Paid $142,000 In Expenses
In the immortal words of
2020 Presidential Candidate Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, as tweeted on the day of his defeat: Welp. Despite the spectacular reversal of fortune Kanye brought upon himself last year, The Little Rapper That Couldn’t is still trying to climb up to that shining city on the hill to take his seat at the table as the leader of the free world, so that he may deliver to us, as a nation, nude pictures of his ex-wife. However, according to logic and The Daily Beast, his prospects for a successful 2024 campaign are beyond grim. And please know that when I say “successful,” the bar is very low. Kanye’s campaign received not one, single, solitary cent. No need to have him show us his empty pockets. There’s nothing there; not a dollar, not a dime, not a penny. Kanye’s pants are officially penisless. Not a typo.
JP Morgan Chase Dropped Kanye West As A Client And Ray J. Joined Him For The Premier Of Candace Owens’ BLM Documentary
Following Kanye West’s most recent Too Hot for Fox News/HBO/Twitter/Instagram antics, he took some time out of his busy breakdown to rub elbows with some of Hollywood’s most glamorous conservative elites at a screening of his best Judy Candace Owens’s new documentary The Greatest Lie Ever Sold: George Floyd and the Rise of BLM. It was a glitzy affair attended by the smartest, most talented, and most beautiful stars in conservative circles including Kid Rock, MMA fighter Colby Covington, Candace herself, and Ray J., the guy who fucked Kanye’s ex-wife in a widely circulated videotape. Kanye even dressed up for the occasion sporting an oversized tuxedo jacket, oversized galoshes and “his now-iconic black baseball hat” twelve sizes too small that reads
Kanye West keeps the hits coming. After wearing a classy “White Lives Matter” t-shirt at his fashion show and jumping onto Tucker Carlson’s “Why You Should Be Scared Of People Different From You” television program for a stimulating, intellectual discussion about Tonya Harding, the bearded genius took to Instagram to spew more of his free-thinking ideas. However, his comments were against good taste and Instagram’s content guidelines, so Ye’s been temporarily restricted. Thankfully, he had Twitter to house his inane ramblings, so he took refuge there for a minute, but has since been locked out of that account too. Get ready, MySpace; Kanye’s headed for you next!
Kanye West Apologized To Kim Kardashian And Shared His Vision For The Future On “Good Morning America”
Despite what we see all around us, we are still technically “pre-apocalypse,” so that disheveled man who looks like he just crawled out from under the scorched remains of the 101 Freeway overpass with a twisted 3-wheeled shopping cart filled with scavenged goods you might have seen on Good Morning America is actually fine. Better than fine in fact, it’s Kanye West as you’ve never seen him before. Kanye sat down with GMA’s Linsey Davis for an exclusive interview in which he shares his vision for the future he is creating for all of us. Don’t worry! He’s got this. Kanye’s plan is actually really good if you’ll just hear him out. All he needs is a minute of your time and your children’s souls. Oh, and can he hold $20? Just for a sec?