Brian Austin Green Claims Courtney Stodden Used Him To Promote Her New Song Which He Says Is About Him
Brian Austin Green went on Dax’s podcast to set the record straight since “public interest in his relationships” is at an all-time high. No, not that Dax. This is BAG we’re talking about, not a big star like Ian Ziering! Brian recently appeared on Hollywood Raw with Dax Holt and Adam Glyn because “it sucks” that his love life is making headlines and not, I suppose, his latest project which was 2019’s Cross 3: Rise of the Villains (2.2/10 stars, via IMDB). So, with no apparent new projects on the horizon, Brian talked about his relationships with both Courtney Stodden and Tina Lousie, praising Tina for being “really cool”, and “really an intelligent woman” who let him down easy, and claiming that Courtney used him to manufacture a love triangle narrative for her new song Side Effects, when he doesn’t even know her like that. Brian’s just a naive father of four who had no idea that all the ladies who suddenly started DMing him on Instagram (some of whom he then met in person and got in hot tubs with) wanted him for sex!
Courtney Stodden Claimed Brian Austin Green Is A “Womanizer” Who Wanted To Keep Her His “Little Secret”
25-year-old Courtney Stodden is not ready to let 46-year-old Brian Austin Green get away that easily.
Courtney and BAG were papped going on one lunch date. And not long after, he was seen on a date with Australian model Tina “Not That One” Louise. Courtney reacted to that date by posting a private video of her and BAG in a hot tub. Court is far from finished with BAG and now she’s calling the man, who recently split from his wife Megan Fox, a womanizing fuck boy. I know this is shocking news because usually a dude in Hollywood sluts it up before his marriage ends. But still, Alexa play Britney Spears, because it’s time for Courtney’s revenge against that womanizer.
Brian Austin Green decided to talk to the paparazzi for some reason (attention), and he talked about his love triangle with Courtney Stodden and The Other Tina Louise. Although, according to BAG, it’s not much of a love triangle since it looks like Courtney Stodden is no longer in the picture. BAG let us know he’s “disappointed” in Courtney for posting that video of them being high as fuck in a hot tub, and now it looks like the world will never know the musical stylings of Ember x Brian Green. What a loss for us, right?
Brian Austin Green has kept busy during quarantine. He may have broken up with his wife, Megan Fox, but just because his marriage ate shit for possibly the final time doesn’t mean he’s lonely. And I’m not talking about his three kids with Megan: Journey, Bodhi, and Noah. BAG has already been linked to both Courtney Stodden and Tina Louise 2.0. Sources swore that BAG and Courtney were just making “music” and things were “platonic”, but it looks like there’s already some jealousy over his lunch date with Tina Louise 2.0, because Courtney posted a video of her and BAG in a hot tub on Instagram. And it’s really stirring up some Thomas Gibson catfish vibes. I
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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox‘s split has brought out two random-ass couplings. Megan has been out with Machine Gun Kelly while BAG was seen with Courtney Stodden. Well don’t worry, whatever attention BAG and Megan were able to amass together, apart it seems to have only multiplied. Brian and Courtney are possibly making beautiful music together but not with their genitals. Uh-huh. Megan and MGK on the other hand…
Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Kissed In Front Of Paps After Brian Austin Green And Courtney Stodden’s Lunch Date
Everything about yesterday screamed “ordinary Monday in 2020 ft. the horrifying pandemic/police brutality/Trump headlines we’ve become so tragically accustomed to”. But then, God graciously decided to throw us dummies a bone, sprinkling some magic stardust onto our earthly plain. The result was paparazzi photos of recently separated Brian Austin Green and Courtney Stodden out on a lunch date.
But our dream-come-true is Megan Fox’s waking nightmare. She immediately turned on her “spite” switch, called the paps (I wonder if she uses Rodrigo), and went into town to publicly smooch rumored rebound Machine Gun Kelly. Pay attention, BAG! If 25-year-old Courtney even thinks about playing step-mom to your kids, they’ll be calling MGK “Daddy” by end of summer!