Category: Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish Went Vintage Pin-Up For The Cover Of British Vogue
BREAKING NEWS! 19-Year-Old Woman Dies Hair and Poses in Lingerie! Under normal circumstances, this news would only be of interest to Scott Disick but since it’s the famously emo Billie Eilish who we’re used to seeing swimming around in potato sacks (by Gucci), consider the internet broken. Billie covers the June issue of British Vogue and a whole lot of vintage lingerie covers Billie.
Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Wearing A Green Wig For Two Months to Hide Her New Blonde Hair
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or are over the age of 22), Billie Eilish has gone over to the blonde side. And I guess she’s been that way for a while and has been fooling us all on social media and at the Grammys with a green and black wig that looked like her old hair. Unnecessary attention-grabbing theatrics? I approve. Billie revealed her trick hair in a TikTok post.
Is This (The New) Normal? Notable Looks From The Grammy Awards Red Carpet
Last night, Doja Cat stood in front of the iconic Grammy red carpet backdrop wearing a vomit-colored feather duster for a skirt and her titties hanging out of a motorcycle jacket unzipped to below her navel. The earth is healing. Yes, high fashion fuckery was once again afoot after a year of no-risk, half-assed, low stakes virtual awards ceremonies. This year’s Grammy Awards may have been an essentially meaningless ode to a troublesome industry, but short of receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, seeing a cum-stiffened sheet ghost rearing up to engulf Noah Cyrus from behind, was the only light at the end of the tunnel I needed to see.
Billie Eilish Thinks Her Record Of The Year Win Belongs To Megan Thee Stallion
Billie Eilish isn’t just Gen Z’s favorite moody musician to blast in their room while they consider bullying their stepmom about her side part and skinny jeans. She’s also the newest member of the I Don’t Deserve This Grammy, YOU Do club. Like when Adele told everyone that Beyoncé should have her Album of the Year award. Well, this year’s Beyoncé to Billie’s Adele is Megan Thee Stallion. Actually, Beyoncé also makes a little appearance here too.
Here’s How Some Celebrities Said “Black Lives Matter” Over The Weekend
I don’t know about you, but I had a perfectly good and normal weekend curled up in a fetal position in the shower glugging down a bottle of special occasion “End Times” wine in between racking sobs. Basically, I didn’t do shit. But as Kristian mentioned earlier, quite a few celebrities spent the weekend out in the streets with Black Lives Matter, protesting police brutality, spurred by the recent murders of George Floyd and Breanna Taylor by the police. Some of them didn’t even post about it on social media, they just showed up! But many more took to their notes apps instead to express their solidarity with the BLM movement. Billie Eilish took aim at #AllLivesMatter types telling them to “shut the fuck up.” And Lady Gaga came for Donald Trump, accusing him of “fueling a system that is already rooted in racism.” And the always outspoken Pink!, well she just re-posted Billie’s post. But it’s the thought that counts! #thoughtsandprayers.
Billie Eilish Got A Restraining Order Against An Obsessed Fan
Ah, to be a world-famous Grammy Award-winning pop star with oodles of cash and millions of adoring fans. And all at the fetal age of 18. There is literally zero downside. Except, you know, constantly mounting pressure, the intense self-criticism, the yes-man sycophants, and, a classic, stalkers. Unfortunately, Billie Eilish recently had to deal with that last one.
An obsessed fan, Prenell Rousseau, has been showing up at Billie’s LA home the past week, freaking out her and her parents. The situation was so scary that Billie had to get a temporary restraining order. Now Prenell has to stay 200 yards away from her family, and cease all contact.