Category: Billie Eilish

Kanye West Threatens To Quit Coachella Unless Billie Eilish Apologizes To Travis Scott (For Something She Didn’t Do)

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s no secret that Kanye West is a control freak with aggressive Karen energy, and for a while, his focus was on micromanaging his ex-wife. But it looks like he might have taken a break from inserting himself into Kim Kardashian’s business, and instead, he’s inserting himself into Billie Eilish’s business. Kanye is demanding that Billie apologize to poor Travis Scott over some recent remarks she made disparaging the rapper. And if Billie doesn’t make with a sincere apology worthy of Kanye’s high standards, well then – Kanye is going to quit the 2022 Coachella Music Festival lineup. The only problem is, Billie never actually said anything about Travis Scott, and she’s not sure what she’d even be apologizing for.

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Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Defending Charlie Puth In His Stupid Feud With Benny Blanco

January 11, 2022 / Posted by:

The last time 30-year-old TikTok phenom (cringe) Charlie Puth was dragged into the middle of some beef it ended with Lil Xan (xringe) breaking up with Noah Cyrus (cyringe) after he assumed she was cheating because she jokingly sent him a meme of Charlie’s head photoshopped onto the body of an anonymous porn star’s body with an eggplant emoji nestled in his lap. As humiliating as that association must have been for Charlie, it pales in comparison to having Billie Eilish rush to his defense on TikTok because another grown man has publicly insulted him, also on TikTok. Even more embarrassing though is being the 33-year-old man on the other side of that TikTok tirade so congratulations to Benny Blanco (?!?) for exhausting my capacity to cringe any further. This beef is so silly I’ve somehow managed to cringe myself inside out!

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Billie Eilish Will Reportedly Headline Coachella, Possibly Replacing Travis Scott

January 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Travis Scott was dropped from the Coachella 2022 lineup after ten people died during the Astroworld crowd crush in November 2021. They could have replaced Travis with a cassette of Haunted House sounds and probably not gotten a single complaint. But instead, he’s reportedly been replaced with apathetic Gen Z favorite Billie Eilish.

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Billie Eilish Called Jimmy Kimmel Out For Making Her Look Stupid In A Previous Interview

October 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Almost two years ago, a then-17-year-old Billie Eilish made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel, then 52, insisted on quizzing Billie about pop culture moments from 1984, the year he was seventeen. During the quiz Billie revealed she didn’t know who Van Halen was, the audience laughed, and later she joked “You’re makin’ me look so dumb.” The moment went viral. A couple of weeks later Billie won an award, and during her acceptance speech she lightly shaded Jimmy with: “Thank you for not making me look stupid, like everybody else wants to do on TV.”

Last night Billie returned to Jimmy Kimmel Live for the first time since 2019, and she called out Jimmy for the Van Halen incident. She asked if he remembered the last time she was on the show when he made her look “a little stupid.” Jimmy started to defend himself, but Billie assured him that she actually thought it was funny. Then Billie turned the tables on Jimmy and tried to quiz him on Gen-Z shit. After failing one question, Jimmy quickly cut to commercial. I guess he was desperate to empty out his geriatric bladder.

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Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish’s Unenthusiastic Response To Jennifer Lopez’s Appearance At The MTV VMAs

September 13, 2021 / Posted by:

The only thing Jennifer Lopez loves more than to bask in the glory of dozens of cameras while standing next to Ben Affleck is to invite people to come together as a collective group and suggest we all get loud. Well, if you happened to catch Billie Eilish in the audience at the 2021 MTV VMAs last night, you might assume that Billie isn’t familiar with JLo’s enthusiasm for getting loud, because when JLo came out to present an award, Billie’s hands could not have been less active and her mouth more silent. Oooh, where’s that shady reality show rattlesnake noise when you need it.

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Billie Eilish Has Been Accused Of Queerbaiting Because Of Her New Music Video

June 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, 19-year-old Billie Eilish was accused of pulling a Nick Jonas by queerbaiting with her social media posts and music video for the most recent single from her new album called Lost Cause. The video has Billie chilling and vibing with her girls, and the caption of one Instagram post, which read “I love girls,” has pissed people off. Well, lesbian queerbaiting seems a lot more nuanced than gay-baiting. Where’s the Crisco oil and crop tops? The pubic hair? Christopher Meloni did it better.

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