Category: Homeschooled

Adele Says That Once Her Las Vegas Residency Is Over, She Plans To Take A Break From Music To Study English Literature

October 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Some of us poors with endless student loan debt fantasize about having never attended college and instead striking it rich back in our youth because our mom helped release our sister’s sex tape (allegedly); but if you’re a millionaire like Kim Kardashian or Adele, apparently the dream is to further your studies just for funsies, because we all know Kim’s not going to step foot in court (as a lawyer, anyway). And now Adele just revealed that although she doesn’t plan to use the degree for anything, she’s going to stop making music for a bit to study English Literature after her residency ends.

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Kirk Cameron Calls Public Schools “Enemy Number One” While Plugging His Documentary “Homeschool Awakening”

May 2, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s rare to see someone work so hard to destroy their legacy with as much efficiency and speed as Kirk Cameron has. Just 11 years ago, Kirk had reached the pinnacle of his career when he starred in Office Birthday, a subversive work of absurdist art about a former teen-heartthrob whose religious fervor results in a surreal tableau that speaks to the isolation and futility of modern American enterprise. Since then, he’s given us nothing but shitty movie after shitty movie, punctuated by one shitty hot take after another. Kirk’s most recent shitty movie is a documentary called Homeschool Awakening, and his most recent shitty hot take is that America’s public school system has become “public enemy #1.” Kirk was on top of the world, now he’s just another asshole for whom education and empathy are dirty words. He really should have just sat there and eaten his footlongs.

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Billie Eilish Went Vintage Pin-Up For The Cover Of British Vogue

May 3, 2021 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS! 19-Year-Old Woman Dies Hair and Poses in Lingerie! Under normal circumstances, this news would only be of interest to Scott Disick but since it’s the famously emo Billie Eilish who we’re used to seeing swimming around in potato sacks (by Gucci), consider the internet broken. Billie covers the June issue of British Vogue and a whole lot of vintage lingerie covers Billie.

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