Andy Cohen Apologizes To Garcelle Beauvais For Steamrolling Her Emotions During The “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Reunion
The ten thousand-part reunion for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is still chugging along, and the last part will finally air tomorrow, but a funny thing has happened. Andy Cohen has actually apologized to Garcelle Beauvais over a moment during the reunion when she was fraught with emotion, and he just moved on to talk to Lisa Rinna about lunch. No, Andy didn’t apologize on his own. He apologized after there was a backlash. More microaggressions from Andy Cohen that NeNe Leakes can use if she reopens her lawsuit against Bravo? We’ll see!
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Maverick, the grandmaster problem-solving Golden Retriever!
It’s Stuff Our Mailboxes With Political Spam Shit season (aka election season), so yesterday, I spent a good chunk of my afternoon filling out my ballot while Googling to see which candidates were the least awful. Well, if only I saw this viral video of Maverick before voting. I would’ve written in Maverick’s name for every race since he has proven in just a few seconds that he is one of the greatest thinkers of our time and can solve a problem quick! Maverick has gone viral for brilliantly solving a problem I would love to have, which is, how do I get that hard long stick into that big slot?
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Night Crumbs
Nearly ten years after chiseled piece of wooden hotness, Henry Cavill, made his debut as Superman in 2013’s Man of Steel, he has announced that he will once again cause eyeballs to jizz by stuffing his parts into Spandex. Henry is back as Superman and is expected to star in a Man of Steel sequel. DC is a mess right now thanks to the Ezra Miller shituation and the Batgirl movie getting dumped, so the question is, can Henry Cavill’s nipples, cum gutters, and bulge of steel save them?! And yes, that’s my way of letting Warner Bros. know that they can save DC by stuffing MoS 2 with as much Henry Cavill nipples, cum gutters, and bulge as possible – Just Jared
Olivia Wilde used her hoodie to probably let us all know that she and Harry Styles are still happily humpin’, okay? – Lainey Gossip
Blue Ivy Carter Bid $80,000 On A Pair Of Beyoncé’s Old Earrings At Tina Knowles-Lawson’s Wearable Art Gala
With Alec Baldwin’s career in a precarious position, it’s only right that a new Boss Baby should emerge from the wreckage. At the practically geriatric pediatric age of 10, Blue Ivy Carter is a hair too long in the baby tooth to retain the title, but she is well positioned to be crowned our nation’s premiere Mogul Middlegrader. Blue Ivy, accompanied by her entourage, which includes pop singer Beyoncé and her husband, rapper Jay Z, attended her granny’s little dress-up party over the weekend and made her presence known by bidding $80,000 for a pair of earrings at the 2022 Wearable Art Gala auction. Let one of Elon Musk’s looming babies fight it out with one of Nick Cannon’s predicted progeny for the title of Boss Baby. Blue Ivy is so far ahead of the game that she’ll be retired with a full pension before any of those babies coming up behind her even get a chance to check in with HR for their orientation.
Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann Sues Magnus Carlsen For $100 Million
And now for Chapter III of the cheating scandal rocking the chess world — nay, the entire world. Yep, this subculture has officially been promoted to the main culture, and it’s all thanks to anal beads. First, a quick recap: in early September, 19-year-old grandmaster Hans Niemann beat 31-year-old Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen during a tournament match. After the loss, Magnus quit the tournament and took to Twitter to insinuate Hans had cheated. Chess fans on social media speculated that Hans may have cheated using anal beads that vibrated him the correct moves (using wireless A.I. tech). Hans denied everything, but Chess.com uninvited him from a tournament and banned him from their site. A couple of weeks later, Hans and Magnus faced off in an online streaming match, but Magnus logged off after just one move. Then, he did an interview where he repeated his implication that Hans was a cheater. Last Thursday, this nerdy Jack Harlow-type decided enough was enough. NPR reports that Hans filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Magnus. Wow, you could buy a whole lot of vibrating anal beads with $100 million!