Nick Cannon Says We Should Expect More Babies From Him This Year

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Guess who was lying about slowing down on the baby-making? That’s right, folks, Nick Cannon has confirmed that his dick is still putting in the leg-work and that we can most definitely expect more of his spawn to show up. And that sound you hear is Child Support Services beginning construction on The Nick Cannon Wing.

41-year-old Nick was on Angela Yee‘s Lip Service podcast on Tuesday, co-hosted by Gigi Maguire, and he had a lot to say about what’s next for him child-wise. To catch you up, here’s a rundown of Nick’s kids:

11-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe with Mariah Carey
1-year-old Powerful Queen and 5-year-old Golden with Brittany Bell
11-month-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir with Abby De La Rosa

Nick also shared a son Zen with Alyssa Scott but Zen tragically died of a brain tumor at only five months old. Nick has another child on the way with Brie Tiesi. But that’s not enough. Not for the man who was apparently only flirting with the idea of a vasectomy when he went for an alleged consultation. Do we even believe that happened? I don’t. I think he porked a woman in a medical room and confused the two scenarios.

When Angela asked Nick about the speculation that he has “three babies on the way,” Nick responded by saying that the “stork is on the way.” via People:

When asked if he’s currently expecting three children, he said, “I don’t know, it could be…”

The actor, who welcomed three children in 2021, then suggested he plans on breaking his personal record, stating, “If you thought it was a lot of kids last year…”

Dear God… Nick also said in the interview that he tried celibacy after his therapist suggested he take some time away from baby-making, but he brought his prolific baby-making peen back out of retirement after Zen died.

He recalled his therapist telling him that he “needed to chill out,” adding: “So I was like, “Yo, let’s try celibacy.” And that was like October… I didn’t even make it to [January]. I was supposed to make it to the top of the year. Then obviously I started going through some stuff… I got depressed with the loss of my son. So in December… the thing is everybody saw I was so down. So everybody was like, “Let’s just give him a little vagina, and that’s gonna cure it all.””

Pause–Who is “everybody” in this scenario? And he wasn’t done:

Continued Cannon: “I fell victim to it ’cause I was in a weak state. So December, especially right before Christmas, I started fucking like crazy… So I broke the celibacy. But I was probably celibate for a month and a half strong… I was trying to do it. I had a new show, new energy, I was dealing with a lot.”

Calculating the months, Lip Service co-hosts Angela Yee and Gigi Maguire asked if fans can expect Cannon to have a handful of children in September and October. Cannon laughed and answered, “Y’all are pretty good at math.”

Here’s a clip of Nick on the show:

And apparently, Abby De La Rosa is pregnant again and you can follow her pregnancy journey on–check’s notes–Only Fans. Ummm… okay.

Good lord, please take away Nick Cannon’s ability to reproduce. Do you know when the best time to have a child is? When a therapist has literally advised you against it. Very healthy stuff! And I doubt the “stork is on the way” because by now, I’m sure the stork blocked Nick Cannon’s address on its GPS! Even the stork is done with Nick’s child army-producing ways.

Pic: Seth Browarnik/Startraksphoto

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