Category: SCANDAL

Twitter Is Going Crazy Over A Rumor That Aaron Taylor-Johnson Cheated On His Wife With Joey King

January 19, 2023 / Posted by:

SO. There’s an Internet rumor going around that Aaron Taylor-Johnson had an affair with his Bullet Train co-star, Joey King. Neither party is single: 23-year-old Joey is engaged to 30-year-old producer/director Steven Piet, and as we all know, 32-year-old Aaron has been with his wife, 55-year-old director Sam Taylor-Johnson, for 13 years. Now, when a celebrity cheating rumor breaks, people tend to take the side of the cheated-on (see: John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler). But Sam has long been criticized as a “groomer” because she pursued Aaron when she directed him in the 2009 film Nowhere Boy (POWER IMBALANCE). He was 18, and she was 42 (AGE GAP). Sam offered Aaron the role in the movie following a private audition at her house (WEIRD). The couple announced their engagement in October 2009, and Sam gave birth to their first daughter the following summer (FAST). This is all to say: Twitter hates Sam, and they’re pretty much throwing a party over these totally unfounded Joey-Aaron rumors.

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SCANDAL Followed Miss USA To The Miss Universe Pageant

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

In October of last year, SCANDAL rocked the Miss USA pageant as Miss Texas, R’Bonney Gabriel, was crowned the winner amid accusations that the competition had been rigged in her favor. As a result, Crystle Stewart (a former Miss Texas herself) was suspended as the head of the Miss USA organization and an internal investigation was launched. Simultaneously, JKN Global, a Thai multinational corporation, acquired Miss Universe for $20 million. And for a time, it seemed, all had been forgotten, if not forgiven, as the newly crowned Miss USA boarded a rocket ship to the moon (by way of a convention center in New Orleans) to represent her country in last night’s Miss Universe pageant. However, it soon became clear that R’Bonney’s ship had a stowaway, as insidious as a virus and powerful enough to engulf the entire universe in its gaping maw.

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An Aspiring Author Returned To Social Media After Faking Her Own Suicide To Promote Her Books

January 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Watch out, disgraced Grey’s Anatomy writer who faked cancer. Someone’s coming for your gig! Her name is Susan Meachen, she’s an aspiring romance novelist, and over two years ago, her “daughter” took to Facebook to share that she had died by suicide. Very sad. Until yesterday, when Insider reports Susan suddenly re-appeared on social media to reveal that, oops, she was actually alive this whole time! All signs point to Susan faking her own death to sell more books. Unsurprisingly, friends, colleagues, and people on the Internet are outraged. Hmmm, so maybe there is such a thing as bad publicity.

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There’s A Scandal Involving A Racist Lesbian Emu Farmer From Florida

October 26, 2022 / Posted by:

If you enjoyed linewives vs. bucket bunnies, the rancid Pink Sauce debacle, and the chess cheating scandal, this next story is for you! It’s got Avian bird flu, clout-chasing lesbian farmers, the N-word, and one extremely stressed-out emu named Emmanuel Todd Lopez. Now, I’ve heard bits and pieces of this story, but yesterday Jezebel published a helpful summary. Perfect! Let’s dive in, shall we? But first, a trigger warning: FLORIDA.

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Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann Sues Magnus Carlsen For $100 Million

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

And now for Chapter III of the cheating scandal rocking the chess world — nay, the entire world. Yep, this subculture has officially been promoted to the main culture, and it’s all thanks to anal beads. First, a quick recap: in early September, 19-year-old grandmaster Hans Niemann beat 31-year-old Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen during a tournament match. After the loss, Magnus quit the tournament and took to Twitter to insinuate Hans had cheated. Chess fans on social media speculated that Hans may have cheated using anal beads that vibrated him the correct moves (using wireless A.I. tech). Hans denied everything, but Chess.com uninvited him from a tournament and banned him from their site. A couple of weeks later, Hans and Magnus faced off in an online streaming match, but Magnus logged off after just one move. Then, he did an interview where he repeated his implication that Hans was a cheater. Last Thursday, this nerdy Jack Harlow-type decided enough was enough. NPR reports that Hans filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Magnus. Wow, you could buy a whole lot of vibrating anal beads with $100 million!

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The New Miss USA Responds To Allegations That The Competition Was Rigged For Her To Win

October 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Last Monday, the Restalyne and weaves were flowing at the Miss USA pageant in Reno, NV. And this year’s winner Miss Texas, R’Bonney Gabriel, made history as the first Filipina American to win in the pageant’s seventy-year history. However, there may have been a method behind the reason why R’Bonney was selected, and it took the comparable Detective La Toya powers of Miss Montana, Heather Lee O’Keefe, to expose all of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Heather claims the contest was rigged for R’Bonney to win and in response, R’Bonney used her new sash to throw her hair into a tight bun and swing a haymaker of words at anyone who thinks she didn’t win on her own merit.

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