Category: Tina Knowles

Blue Ivy Carter Bid $80,000 On A Pair Of Beyoncé’s Old Earrings At Tina Knowles-Lawson’s Wearable Art Gala

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

With Alec Baldwin’s career in a precarious position, it’s only right that a new Boss Baby should emerge from the wreckage. At the practically geriatric pediatric age of 10, Blue Ivy Carter is a hair too long in the baby tooth to retain the title, but she is well positioned to be crowned our nation’s premiere Mogul Middlegrader. Blue Ivy, accompanied by her entourage, which includes pop singer Beyoncé and her husband, rapper Jay Z, attended her granny’s little dress-up party over the weekend and made her presence known by bidding $80,000 for a pair of earrings at the 2022 Wearable Art Gala auction. Let one of Elon Musk’s looming babies fight it out with one of Nick Cannon’s predicted progeny for the title of Boss Baby. Blue Ivy is so far ahead of the game that she’ll be retired with a full pension before any of those babies coming up behind her even get a chance to check in with HR for their orientation.

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Tina Knowles-Lawson Defended Beyonce Against Criticism Over Her Tiffany & Co. Campaign

August 27, 2021 / Posted by:

That little $2 million donation to HBCUs to offset the optics of Beyoncé and Jay-Z embracing the spoils of rampant capitalism in their recent Tiffany and Co. campaign was silly to begin with. And as we know, capitalism and colonialism go hand in hand. So it’s sillier still when you combine the fact that not only did The Carter’s wave a never-before-seen-by-poors Jean-Michel Basquiat painting in people’s faces, Beyoncé was wearing the crown jewel of one of the most unscrupulous industries on earth around her neck. The famed Tiffany Yellow Diamond. Now, because Beyoncé is but a defenseless lamb, her mom Tina Knowles-Lawson has come to her defense by pointing her finger at every broke bitch with a zero-carat diamond chip to say, “How dare you?”

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Tina Knowles Addresses The Rumors About Beyonce’s Alleged Social Anxiety

June 8, 2021 / Posted by:

This is the first time in decades that human-cyborg Beyonce has had an opportunity to sit her high-powered behind down and take a time out, much like the rest of the world was forced to do during the pandemic. Now as things are slowly opening up (unless you live in Atlanta where the party never stopped) people are gathering once again, especially at sporting events. During this past Saturday’s Game 1 of the NBA championship between the Milwaukee Bucks and Brooklyn Nets (which Jay Z once owned a piece of), Jay rubbed Beyonce’s leg which led many to immediately think it was a calming mechanism for her rumored anxiety. That’s when her mother Tina Knowles dribbled down the court with some truth she was prepared to slam dunk on everyone making up lies about her daughter.

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Tina Knowles Called Out American Vogue For Its Lack Of Diversity

August 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Tina Knowles decided that she would take time out of her day to slap at Anna Wintour‘s frosty edges. The Queen Mother of Beyoncé brought Anna up in an Instagram post calling out Vogue for not being diverse enough. While hyping the Editor of British Vogue Edward Enninful for his diverse choices, Tina wondered why the American edition didn’t have nearly the same level of diversity. Leave Anna alone! She took a coronavirus pay cut! The woman must be broke and living out of her Birkins by now! How can we kick her when she’s down?

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Open Post: Hosted by Blue Ivy Calling Out Grandma For Instagramming In A Theater

May 25, 2018 / Posted by:

The Queen Mother of the Beyhive (and Costco’s biggest fan), Tina Knowles, is frolicking through Paris, and she decided to take granddaughter Blue Ivy Carter along for the ride. While most people would take their grandkids to kid-friendly places in Europe like Euro Disney or a brie factory, Memaw Tina decided to introduce Blue Ivy to the finer things in life, like House of Dereon couture and the French theater. Only, Tina wanted to share their adventure with the whole world, and Blue Ivy was there to remind her memaw ass the French have a word for Instagramming in the theater and it’s “déclassé!

When you are trying to sneak a video ?

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Billboard notes how in the video Ms. Tina says with awe, “I’m in Paris, France and I’m at the most beautiful theater I’ve ever seen in my life. The Walking Ballet is so cool.” Tina goes on about how it’s the most gorgeous architecture she’s ever seen, but someone who wasn’t there for her social media edition of Architectural Digest was baby Blue. You suddenly hear a voice go, “You’re not supposed to take videos grandma. You’re not supposed to!” Blue’s probably just unimpressed because that theater is boring and looks just like the bathroom in her pool house at the Bey estate, but Miss Tina doesn’t care: she keeps up with her commentary because snitches get stitches!

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Beyoncé’s Famous Friends Celebrated Her Birthday With Some Beyoncé Cosplay

September 5, 2017 / Posted by:

In case your friends posting all over Instagram and Facebook this weekend about how Beyoncé changed their lives didn’t give you a hint, Queen B turned 36 yesterday. She managed to snatch the Labor Day focus off BBQ and summertime sadness, and onto herself for the highest holiday in the Beyhive’s calendar.

But Bey’s day wasn’t celebrated how us normal folks might do. We have happy hour margaritas and inevitable tears about accomplishing jack shit. Beyoncé has Michelle Obama dressing up in a Beyonce costume for an artistic photo shoot. Continue reading

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