Ryan Murphy Says He Reached Out To Families Of Jeffrey Dahmer’s Victims, But Never Got A Response
Have you watched Netflix’s Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story? I have not. At first, it was because it looked way too scary. Then, a bunch of Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims families spoke out against the show, saying that they weren’t contacted or consulted beforehand, and my refusal to watch jumped from “me scared” to “I have PRINCIPLES (sometimes), thankyouverymuch!” Now The Hollywood Reporter reports that co-creator Ryan Murphy is claiming he actually reached out to 20 of the victims’ families and friends, “and not a single person responded to us in that process.” He says the show had to rely on “our incredible group of researchers.” Um, sorry, Ryan, but if all these people left you on “Read”, that’s them refusing to be a part of your show. And, maybe, just maybe, that’s a sign you shouldn’t make the show. No? Just me?
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Personal Blunt Roller Revealing The Amount She Rolls For Him Each Day
Everyone already knows that Snoop Dogg (shown here demonstrating the size of the next blunt he’d like rolled for him) has crafted his entire persona around smoking that sticky icky icky ooh wee, so it came as no surprise to learn that he employs his own full-time personal blunt roller. People were then delighted to hear that he took the current flailing economy into account and gave his roller, named Ranagade PerRana (which seems like the quintessential professional blunt roller name) a raise on the $40,000-$50,000 she initially made. But, Ranagade just shared the number of blunts she rolls for Snoop each day, and after hearing what it is, I’m thinking that her new salary actually isn’t enough to make up for the fatigue her poor little fingers must withstand each shift at Chez Snoop.
Chaka Khan Wants Every Singer Who Uses Auto-tune To Stop Singing And Start Working At The Post Office
The era of powerhouse singers from back in the day is probably long gone, and now the only thing you need to be successful is a skilled engineer who can make you sound like you’re singing through a broken metal fan. R&B Legend Chaka Khan knows this all too well and has a suggestion for the new singers coming up behind her. We already know how displeased she was when Kanye West took her voice and made her sound like one of the mice from Cinderella, but it doesn’t just stop there. Chaka wants anyone who uses Auto-tune to immediately leave the studio and fill out an application for the post office because singing is the wrong career choice, and they should stick to delivering mail instead of attempting to deliver high notes.
Amal Clooney Says Her 5-Year-Old Son Wants Putin In Jail
Normal, poor people’s babies wake up in the middle of the night screaming because they’ve shit their pants or they’re just assholes. But babies with very wealthy, good-looking parents who’ve dedicated their lives to philanthropy and social justice must wake up in the middle of the night in an apoplectic fit over the state of the world in #thesetryingtimes. By the time those poor, shitty diaper babies reach the age of reason, they’re really only interested in one thing, and that’s themselves. Ask any random five-year-old on the street about the war in Ukraine, and you’re likely to get a response that might range from a blank stare to a well-deserved kick to the shins because you know damn well you have no business walking up to random five-year-olds on the street! Seriously, what is wrong with you? But, if you ask George and Amal Clooney’s five-year-old son Alexander about the current geo-political crisis that’s unfolding in Europe, he’s gonna tell it to you straight— Vladimir Putin belongs in jail!
Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Are Already Divorced After Filing Today
And just like that… Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s marriage is already over. TMZ reports that the couple’s lawyers hammered out a settlement over the last few weeks, and reached an agreement on property and custody of their two children. Today Gisele filed the docs in Florida, Tom didn’t contest it, the judge signed off on their settlement, and bing bing bang bong, these two are divorced! It truly is the end of an era… and the beginning of Gisele’s Slut Era Part Deux: Horny Forties Edition.
After Five Years, Rihanna Makes Her Return To Music With A New Song On The “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” Soundtrack
Many people have been eagerly anticipating Rihanna‘s sexy cat meow to drip all over a new track like butter on pancakes, and luckily for us, breakfast is served! Rihanna’s second act as a billionaire beauty boss takes up the majority of her time now. And let’s not forget she also created a human with man child A$AP Rocky, which must keep her, her nannies, and her lawyers busy at all times. But she’s finally breaking out her yodeling vocals to honor late Black Panther star Chadwick Boseman with a song titled Lift Me Up for the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack.