Category: You Put Your Weed In There
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Personal Blunt Roller Revealing The Amount She Rolls For Him Each Day
Everyone already knows that Snoop Dogg (shown here demonstrating the size of the next blunt he’d like rolled for him) has crafted his entire persona around smoking that sticky icky icky ooh wee, so it came as no surprise to learn that he employs his own full-time personal blunt roller. People were then delighted to hear that he took the current flailing economy into account and gave his roller, named Ranagade PerRana (which seems like the quintessential professional blunt roller name) a raise on the $40,000-$50,000 she initially made. But, Ranagade just shared the number of blunts she rolls for Snoop each day, and after hearing what it is, I’m thinking that her new salary actually isn’t enough to make up for the fatigue her poor little fingers must withstand each shift at Chez Snoop.
Open Post: Hosted By Mike Tyson’s Ear-Shaped Weed Gummies
For a Tier II registered sex offender, Mike Tyson’s done pretty well for himself. Complex reports that his cannabis company, Tyson 2.0, is now selling Mike Bites. Armie Hammer might want to take note because Mike Bites are ear-shaped weed gummies. That’s right, Mike’s making attempted cannibalism fashionable again!
Seth Rogen Got Dragged For His Views On Car Burglaries in LA
Famous Canadian and inventor of the weed rolling tray Seth Rogen got into it online recently for his views on the perils of living in LA. The city has seen a supposed spate of store robberies and car break-ins across the city recently. We’re going to have to bring back The Club if we’re going to survive!
Open Post: Hosted By Kid Cudi Looking To Hire A Professional Blunt Roller
Complex says that a new job has become available, but you won’t find it on LinkedIn. Kid Cudi has taken to Twitter to post a new job opening on his staff. It’s an assistant of sorts but you’d be tasked with assisting with one thing in particular: getting Kid Cudi stoned AF! He’s looking for a professional blunt roller to help him with his day-to-day marijuana rolling. I mean… with this job market, why do we even have college anymore? Although to be fair, I did learn how to roll a joint in college… So I guess the classes just need an update. Time for Blunt Rolling 101![/caption]
Dionne Warwick Basically Told Wendy Williams To Stop Talking About Her
People says that there was some mild drama between Dionne Warwick and Wendy Williams. The 79-year-old chanteuse has made some waves on Twitter with her incredible commentary and it caught 56-year-old Wendy’s attention. While talking about her on The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy brought up an old marijuana charge against Dionne and started riffing about how the older lady must still enjoy her ganja. Dionne performed a semi-clapback on Twitter and called out Wendy’s clowning, suggesting Wendy “refrain” from speaking her name.
Open Post: Hosted By The Three Bags Of Weed In A McDonald’s Sweet Tea
The Takeout reports that a man in South Carolina is lying, because he claims to have “found” three bags of weed in his sweet tea from McDonald’s. That part is fully believable to me, to be honest. The part which makes me raise a brow is he claims he got high from it. I mean, I’m pretty sure you can’t get high like that. I’ve tried.