Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Are Already Divorced After Filing Today

October 28, 2022 / Posted by:

And just like that… Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s marriage is already over. TMZ reports that the couple’s lawyers hammered out a settlement over the last few weeks, and reached an agreement on property and custody of their two children. Today Gisele filed the docs in Florida, Tom didn’t contest it, the judge signed off on their settlement, and bing bing bang bong, these two are divorced! It truly is the end of an era… and the beginning of Gisele’s Slut Era Part Deux: Horny Forties Edition.

45-year-old Tom posted this statement to his Instagram Stories confirming his marriage is over:

In recent days, my wife and I finalized our divorce from one another after 13 years of marriage. We arrived at this decision amicably and with gratitude for the time we spent together. We are blessed with beautiful and wonderful children who will continue to be the center of our world in every way. We will continue to work together as parents to always ensure they receive the love and the attention they deserve.

We arrived at this decision to end our marriage after much consideration.

Doing so is, of course, painful and difficult, like it is for many people who go through the same thing every day around the world. However we wish only the best for each other as we pursue whatever new chapters in our lives that are yet to be written.

And we kindly ask for privacy and respect as we navigate what is to come in the days and weeks ahead. Thank you [prayer hands emoji]

42-year-old Gisele posted this to her Stories:

With much gratitude from our time together, Tom and I have amicably finalized our divorce. My priority has always been and will continue to be our children whom I love with all my heart. We will continue co-parenting to give them the love, care, and attention they greatly deserve.

The decision to end a marriage is never easy but we have grown apart and while it is, of course, difficult to go through something like this, I feel blessed from the time we had together and only wish the best for Tom always.

I kindly ask that our privacy be respected during this sensitive time.
Thank you. [prayer hands emoji]

Wooow, they didn’t even take the time to co-author the same statement. These two must really hate each other. Last week there were reports that things were getting “nasty” between Tom and Gisele, and they were “ready to fight” in the divorce. But even if their proceedings did get nasty, they were brief. The exes also allegedly had an ironclad prenup, and both are wicked rich on their own: Gisele’s reported net worth is $400 million, and Tom’s is $300 million. They shared many assets together, including an extensive real estate portfolio. It’s known they have mansions in Miami, New York City, and Montana. The final settlement document will remain confidential.

Before Tom picked football over his wife, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were thee HOT POWAH COUPLE. I mean, personally, I don’t think Tom Brady is hot, but he’s the right size and shape for Gisele to pose with on the red carpet. They began dating at the end of 2006, right after Tom split with his girlfriend of three years, Bridget Moynahan. In mid-February, Bridget revealed that she was 3 months pregnant with Tom’s baby. That baby, John, is now 15-years-old. After Gisele and Tom got married in 2009, Gisele did a controversial interview with Vanity Fair where she said that she felt like John was “100 percent” her child, despite the fact that “somebody else delivered him.” Snort. The good ol’ days. Tom and Gisele went on to have two kids of their own, 9-year-old Vivian and 12-year-old Benjamin.

So! These two are single. So gird your loins for headlines like: Nobody Gives A Shit About Tom, Gisele Back On With Leo? Or how ’bout: Tom Gets Hit In Crotch With Football, Wedding Bells For Gisele And Pete Davidson? Other options include: Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Chris Evans, hell, even Zac Efron. Let the games begin!

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