Snoop Dogg Has A Full-Time Blunt Roller On Staff

If there’s anything I know about Snoop Dogg, it’s that the man loves weed. At this point, I would not be surprised if his blood type is THC+, while his blood pressure registers at 420. But Snoop is also a very busy dogg, which means he doesn’t have time to stop what he’s doing (like getting high) to prepare his weed. So Snoop pays someone to do his blunt-rolling for him, so he can focus on more pressing matters (like thinking about getting high).

Snoop was on The Howard Stern Show last week, and fellow guest Seth Rogen turned to Snoop and said, “You have a man who rolls you blunts.” Snoop confirmed this was true, and when Howard Stern asked Snoop to explain it further, he answered:

“I don’t have time, the motherfucker rolls them.”

Seth chimed in and said that he has hung out with Snoop before, and that there is “a guy” whose job it is to roll Snoop’s weed. Seth adds that the guy is so skilled at his job, he’s able to gauge the look on someone’s face, and know exactly how much weed they want in said blunt. Snoop praised his professional blunt-roller, saying, “Timing. His motherfucking timing is impeccable.” And yes, it’s an actual job:

“That’s his j-o-b, his occupation. On his resume it says, ‘What do you do?’, ‘I’m a blunt roller.’ PBR, professional blunt roller. If you’re great at something that I need, I’m hiring you.”

If for some reason Snoop’s blunt roller goes into retirement, and you happen to roll a decent blunt, you’d be smart to apply for that j-o-b. Alongside job perks like free clothes and free weed, Snoop says his professional blunt roller makes anywhere between $40,000 to $50,000 a year. p.

This is obviously a legitimate job for Snoop, and it’s good he hired a professional. I just wonder if he offered the job to his friend Martha Stewart first, and she turned it down. She’s good at crafts, so it seems like it would be right up her alley. But I don’t know how easy it is to smoke a blunt wrapped in hand-made paper and wrapped in a piece of decorative raffia and dried flowers.

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