Music mogul, David Foster, is 72 years old, but that baby-batter still rises (sorry); he managed to get his wife, 38-year-old Katharine McPhee, pregnant, and they have an almost two-year-old son named Rennie. When Rennie graduates high school, David will be nearing 90, but if you think David has any regrets about that, you are kidding yourself! David has no regrets and is excited to be a dad in his 70s for the sixth time to a newborn. But I think David is just happy that the baby didn’t ruin Katharine’s body, and she bounced back as he hoped.

Continue reading

Meghan Markle recently had the Queen of Bimbos, Paris Hilton, on her podcast Archetypes to discuss being stereotyped as a bimbo (I cannot get behind her usage of “archetype“). Meghan made many an eye roll by talking about how her stint as a briefcase model on Deal or No Deal made her feel like a bimbo. Whoopi Goldberg basically said that when you’re an entertainer, you do the job and shut it; and ex-Real Housewife of Atlanta and former DOND briefcase model, Claudia Jordan, spoke out against Meghan’s account of her experience. Both takes are warranted, because why would Meghan think that opening numbered briefcases with dollar amounts in them would be intellectually stimulating? Surely, the entirety of the casting description was to “look cute, pop latches, and clap.” But apparently, not everyone muttered “oh, fuck OFF,” under their breaths; Howie Mandel, who hosted DOND, defended Meghan’s comments.

Continue reading

After Matthew Perry became the internet’s public enemy #1 for randomly wishing death upon international treasure Keanu Reeves of all people, he mouth-farted up an empty apology. Matthew got shit for a part in his new memoir where he wonders why original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die too soon, but “Keanu Reeves still walks among us.”  Matthew has an explanation, and it’s not, “Keanu once Matrix-kicked my kitten right before fucking my girlfriend.” Matthew claims that he’s a big fan of Keanu’s and mistakenly chose a random name to use as an example when he “should have used my own name instead.” Okay, I can instantly cough up a dozen names that Matthew could’ve used for an example, and none would be Keanu’s name. But whatever, Chandler, tell it to the bouncer at the pearly gates after they let you know that you’re banned from Heaven for daring to diss Keanu Reeves! – People

Zawe Ashton reportedly gave birth to her and Tom Hiddleston’s first baby, so he may officially be a Hiddlesdaddy now. There are no details beyond that, but I’m guessing that whatever they named their kid, the child’s initials are TS. That way, Tom doesn’t have to throw out his “I Heart TS” tankie – Celebitchy

Continue reading

The ink isn’t even dry yet, and there are still a number of Is to dot and Ts to cross on Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter, but he’s already thrilled and delighted his soon-to-be employees by instituting a new company tradition— Bring Your Sink To Work Day! According to the BBC, Elon still has until tomorrow to finalize his purchase, but he got a jump start on being the HNIC (what? head nerd/neanderthal, narcissist- take your pick!) by dropping by Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters carrying a porcelain sink. Seems random, I know, but Elon’s not your typical CEO! Elon’s got jokes, and while this gag appears to be solely in service of a very sweaty pun, he tweeted, “Entering HQ: let that sink in,” any employee who doesn’t want to count themselves among the reported 75% reduction in the workforce he has planned, better have laughed their fucking asses off. Those who either didn’t laugh or made themselves scarce when Elon arrived, better hope he says “psyche!” again by midnight tonight.

Continue reading

If Lisa Rinna has a million haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has ten haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has one hater, then that is me. If Lisa Rinna has zero haters, it’s because I have died from hating “the biggest bully in Hollywood” too hard (whoopsies, gave myself an anger aneurysm). My loathing also extends to Lisa’s husband, Harry Hamlin, and her youngest daughter Amelia Gray Hamlin (Scott Disick’s “model” ex). But I have a soft spot in my evil heart for Lisa’s oldest daughter, Delilah Belle Hamlin. Namely because, last year, she took a dig at Lisa and Harry on TikTok, writing that what she really wanted for Christmas was “for my parents to pay for my trauma therapy.” Zing! The TikTok was quickly deleted, but, recently, we got some extra insight into why Delilah might need that therapy (as if having Succubus Rinna for a mom wasn’t enough). And it came in the form of an extremely creepy daddy-daughter photo.

Continue reading