It makes sense that out of all the gas station iced teas out there, Arizona would be the one to dip into weed. I mean, there’s no way that the Snapple Lady would let this happen. And Lipton and Pure Leaf are too square and basic to party like this. That leaves (or leafs, if you will) Arizona Iced Tea to pick up the weed flavored pieces.
It was a simple mistake, really. It could have happened to almost anyone. But it did happen to one Cassandra Walker, a Dairy Queen employee who was unjustly fired for creating that beautiful marijuana-themed birthday cake you see above. The thing is: it was supposed to be a Moana cake. Like the Disney movie about the Polynesian girl who saves the ocean? Easy mix-up.
Carl’s jr. is capitalizing on the national holiday of stoners (4/20) and creating a burger infused with CBD oil. It’s only happening at one Carl’s Jr in Denver (of course) and only for 4/20. I can’t decide if showing up at Carl’s Jr on 4/20 for a promotional weed burger is my seventh circle of hell or would be a fun afternoon. I’m sure it would be a combination of stoned teenagers, weed connoisseurs and a subset of people just trying to get a Carl’s jr burger who have no idea why everyone smells like a hemp factory and Bob Marley is vaguely playing the background.
Yes, read that headline again. If you’re high, read it a third time. This is the type of fuckery that takes place down in Port St. Lucie, FL where 23-year-old Andrew Anthony Gallagher decided that paying with cash is so 2018. He’s looking ahead to the new shit for 2019 and it involves using a different kind of green as currency; marijuana.
As a Canadian person, I can confidently assure outsiders who look upon Canada as this always-smiling apologetic utopia that it’s not. It’s cold for about 11 months of the year. Near every pond lurks a pack of Canada Geese that will either try to bite you or will laugh as you slip on their poo. But at least we can now legally smoke all our problems away, because today marks the first day that cannabis is 100% legal in Canada.
Melissa Etheridge was arrested in North Dakota for possession of drugs by U.S. Customs and Border Control after returning from Canada back in August. According to TMZ, a K9 unit of drug sniffing dogs searched her tour bus and found a stockpile of drugs so shocking, so brazenly devious that it prompted this happy mug shot for the ages. Now I’m not saying that Melissa was a happy kind of stoned in her mug shot, but I am saying that Melissa was a happy kind of stoned in her mug shot, and that’s the only way to be.