This week, Seth Rogen went on the podcast The Diary Of A CEO to talk about his life and career. There are a couple of things that are making headlines: Seth opening up about him and wife Lauren Miller making the decision not to have kids and his 24/7 weed smoking, which we’ve heard about before. 40-year-old Seth says both of these choices have helped his career. Um, I get the kids one, but weed all day, every day? If I smoke and try to get work done, I end up on YouTube watching kitten live streams. And while it’s very cute, it’s not particularly productive.
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg Letting Everyone Know That He Does NOT Smoke At Least 75 Blunts A Day
Rapping marijuana leaf Snoop Dogg is known primarily for two things; his love of weed and his love of weed. Did I miss anything? Probably not, because we’ve known Snoop to be the banner of Legalize It since the 90s when he told us he loves to sip on Gin and Juice. I can guarantee you there was probably weed in there as well, so when his PBR ( or personal blunt roller for your poor folks that can’t afford one) admitted she rolls 70 to 150 blunts for him in one day, it didn’t really come as a surprise to any of us. But do you know who it did surprise? Snoop! And not because he was offended at the number since it was an egregious understatement. Instead, he wants everyone to know he would NEVER smoke that much weed in a day.
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Personal Blunt Roller Revealing The Amount She Rolls For Him Each Day
Everyone already knows that Snoop Dogg (shown here demonstrating the size of the next blunt he’d like rolled for him) has crafted his entire persona around smoking that sticky icky icky ooh wee, so it came as no surprise to learn that he employs his own full-time personal blunt roller. People were then delighted to hear that he took the current flailing economy into account and gave his roller, named Ranagade PerRana (which seems like the quintessential professional blunt roller name) a raise on the $40,000-$50,000 she initially made. But, Ranagade just shared the number of blunts she rolls for Snoop each day, and after hearing what it is, I’m thinking that her new salary actually isn’t enough to make up for the fatigue her poor little fingers must withstand each shift at Chez Snoop.
Complex says that a new job has become available, but you won’t find it on LinkedIn. Kid Cudi has taken to Twitter to post a new job opening on his staff. It’s an assistant of sorts but you’d be tasked with assisting with one thing in particular: getting Kid Cudi stoned AF! He’s looking for a professional blunt roller to help him with his day-to-day marijuana rolling. I mean… with this job market, why do we even have college anymore? Although to be fair, I did learn how to roll a joint in college… So I guess the classes just need an update. Time for Blunt Rolling 101![/caption]
Willie Nelson is 87 years old and just released his 71st solo album since 1962. Whoa… that’s 1.2 albums a year for almost 60 years! And they say marijuana makes you lazy. In a new interview with The Daily Beast, Willie discussed getting the COVID vaccine, missing live performances, and how he once out-smoked Snoop Dogg. Wow. The reeeeal Fight of the Century!
Yep, that’s Jersey girl Meryl Streep the moment she discovered she’s totally allowed to blaze in her home state. That’s right! New Jersey, Arizona, Montana, and South Dakota all voted to legalize recreational marijuana. They join twelve other states, including California, Colorado and Illinois. And all of Canada. New Jerseyites immediately hit Google to study up; searches of “how to roll a joint” rose 3,000% on election night. Ehh, it ain’t that hard. Easier than rollin’ a cannoli! Pause for laughs.