Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Personal Blunt Roller Revealing The Amount She Rolls For Him Each Day
Everyone already knows that Snoop Dogg (shown here demonstrating the size of the next blunt he’d like rolled for him) has crafted his entire persona around smoking that sticky icky icky ooh wee, so it came as no surprise to learn that he employs his own full-time personal blunt roller. People were then delighted to hear that he took the current flailing economy into account and gave his roller, named Ranagade PerRana (which seems like the quintessential professional blunt roller name) a raise on the $40,000-$50,000 she initially made. But, Ranagade just shared the number of blunts she rolls for Snoop each day, and after hearing what it is, I’m thinking that her new salary actually isn’t enough to make up for the fatigue her poor little fingers must withstand each shift at Chez Snoop.
The Huffington Post says that Ranagade was a guest on The Kyle and Jackie O Show and was asked about how much rolling Snoop tasks her with each day, and it’s probably even more than you thought.
In an interview with Australian radio show “The Kyle and Jackie O Show,” released on Monday, the West Coast rapper’s personal blunt roller, Ranagade PerRana, revealed he likes to smoke a whopping 75 to 150 joints per day.
“I calculate it at over 450,000,” PerRana said when asked how many joints she’s rolled for Snoop since landing the coveted job. “I do about half a pound a day, which is 75 to 150 joints.” She also noted that the “Drop It Like It’s Hot” rapper basically never goes anywhere without having a trusty blunt on hand.
In 2013, Snoop shared that he smokes around 81 blunts every day during a Twitter Q&A, which aligns with PerRana’s estimation.
Having to roll 150 joints in one day has to be hell on the finger joints. Is Snoop also providing premium healthcare coverage? Because Ranagade’s fingers will be Raggedgade by the time she hits retirement age. Ranagade is a “roller to the stars” and won a roll-off against several others to snag the coveted position for Snoop, so behold the master at work:
🤗🥰Truly an honor! @redbeardnft @dave_krugman https://t.co/Hb2lR8rr2B
— Ranagade PerRana (@RanagadePerRana) April 1, 2022
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