Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Professional Blunt Roller Getting A Pay Increase

June 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Reverend Reefer himself Snoop Dogg previously admitted that he pays someone to roll his blunts for him. And no, sadly, someone isn’t me. But in the event that person gets carpal tunnel from all that blunt-rolling, I’ll be there to take over. Now, Snoop admits that because of the barely affordable times we’re living in, his PBR (Professional Blunt Roller) has demanded a salary increase. And being the wonderful boss he is, he obliged. Probably because he was high as hell.

People reports that the UberFacts Twitter account recently dug up the 2019 Howard Stern interview where Snoop admitted to both Howard and guest Seth Rogen that the reason he hired someone else to roll for him is that he’s too busy (getting high) to do it himself.

Can you imagine that kind of life? That’s like me having someone pour the vodka directly into my mouth as opposed to pouring my own shots because who has that kind of time? Apparently, not Snoop. And he was paying this person between $40k-$50k a year for their skills. But since we’re all living in expensive times Snoop replied to UberFacts’ tweet with an update, claiming that his PBR’s prices have gone up.

Now, whether or not Snoop was just kidding it’s easy to believe that his PBR could have requested an increase for a multitude of reasons. Maybe his PBR is also his DSB (Designated Snack Bitch) and the price of gas and groceries is constantly on the rise, so that could be a factor. Snoop never went into detail about how much his PBR’s rate increased or what their name is, but does that really matter? Living in these stressful times must mean Snoop is smoking even while he’s asleep so I think I need to submit my application today as his backup PBR because I wanna be down too!

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