Night Crumbs

January 6, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

During last night’s Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards, Jamie Lee Curtis (seen above proving that Activia does chichis good) presented an award to Cate Blanchett for her performance in Tár. While accepting her award, which looks like a cucumber covered with seasoned curly fries, Cate said that she and Jamie Lee drove to Palm Springs together and that they were nearly late for the ceremony because of Jamie Lee’s ass. When Cate showed up at Jamie Lee’s house, Jamie Lee came out in nothing but chonies and a bra and kept telling her what to wear. QUICK! Somebody pitch a road trip comedy where Cate Blanchett and a nearly-naked Jamie Lee Curtis bicker about fashion while driving into the desert! – Just Jared

Also at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards last night, Michelle Yeoh showed us that only she can pull off a messy ensemble that looks like a Na’vi girl’s prom dress that got tangled up in the wash with a matador’s outfit – Lainey Gossip

Bam Margera says he almost got a visit from the Grim Reaper during his hospitalization last month – Variety

After COVIDiot douche Aaron Rodgers dated a hippie actress (Shailene Woodley) and a hippie influencer (Blu of Earth, which isn’t a new fragrance from the Gap), he has finally fulfilled nearly every NFL player’s dating destiny by getting with a 20-something “model” who just so happens to be the daughter of a billionaire football team owner – Pajiba

Yesterday, the headlines about Spare were coming faster than Piers Morgan while hate-fapping to this drama, so I missed the one where Prince Harry let us know three things about his crotch scepter. It doesn’t wear a turtleneck, it once yodeled out Let It Go (it was frozen), and it used to be a David Duke dick since Harry was “probably bigoted” before dating Meghan Markle – Page Six

On today, January 6th of all days, a group of Celine Dion fans STORMED (okay, they politely strolled up) Rolling Stone’s offices to fight the good fight and protest the magazine’s blasphemous decision to leave the GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD off of its greatest singers list – Jezebel

Pic: Willy Sanjuan/Invision/AP

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