Lisa Marie Presley Hospitalized After Reportedly Suffering Cardiac Arrest
UPDATE: Priscilla Presley just gave the worst possible news and announced that Lisa Marie Presley has died at 54:
“It is with a heavy heart that I must share the devastating news that my beautiful daughter Lisa Marie has left us. She was the most passionate strong and loving woman I have ever known. We ask for privacy as we try to deal with this profound loss. Thank you for the love and prayers. At this time there will be no further comment.”
A full obit is coming shortly. Below is the original post:
2023, STOP! TMZ and Deadline both report that 54-year-old Lisa Marie Presley has been hospitalized in Los Angeles after she went into full cardiac arrest at her home this morning and had to be revived with CPR and epinephrine. Lisa Marie is currently being treated at the hospital, but her condition isn’t known right now. It was just two nights ago when Lisa Marie and her mother, Priscilla Presley, watched Austin Butler win the Golden Globe for playing her dad Elvis. Priscilla is reportedly at the hospital with her.
1.4 Million Copies Of Prince Harry’s Memoir “Spare” Were Sold In One Day, Breaking First Day Sales Records For Its Publishers
The numbers are in and Prince Harry, I’m sorry, HRH INTERNATIONAL BEST SELLING AUTHOR Prince Henry Charles Albert David “Harold” Harry, Duke of Suffix, has a hit on his hands. Variety reports that Spare, Harry’s ghost-written memoir, has become the fastest selling book in all of Penguin Random House history, beating the first day sales of President Barack Obama’s memoir, A Promised Land, “selling 1.4 million copies in the U.S., U.K. and Canada on its first day of sales.” Old Barack looks pretty dumb right now. But that’s what he gets for skimping on the details about his junk. Had it leaked that Barry Jr. was going to make an appearance in APL, there wouldn’t have been enough paper on the planet to fulfill our needs. Printer, tissue, or otherwise!
Open Post: Hosted The Renewal Of “Jeopardy!” And “Wheel Of Fortune” For Five More Years
Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings can keep vying for wittiest Jeopardy! host (verdict: sorry, it’s still the legend, Alex Trebek), and Pat Sajak gets to continue to curmudgeonly condescend to a fresh crop of contestants and bitch to a probably very tired Vanna White backstage until the producers’ wish of him retiring is finally granted–because ABC just held on to two of the very lucrative “feathers in their cap” by forking out even more money than they had to last time to secure a five-year renewal for both shows.
Elon Musk Is Now The Guinness World Record Holder Of The Biggest Financial Loss By One Person
If the word “regret” were a person, it would be Scream mask faced Elon Musk. His financial woes began as soon as he decided he wanted to assassinate Twitter, and it is a move that has literally been costing him billions of dollars. And now, one of the worst decisions in history since the movie version of Cats has gotten Elon the prestigious distinction of entering the Guinness Book of World Records with the “largest loss of personal fortune,” and I can guarantee you this isn’t something he’ll be quick to tweet about.
Star Of Stage And Screen Carole Cook Has Died At 98
And yes, I put on my Hedda Hopper flower hat to type “star of stage and screen,” but that’s exactly what the great Carole Cook was. Carole Cook’s talent touched several generations throughout her 60+ career with her performances in The Lucy Show (1960s), Kojak (1970s), Sixteen Candles and American Gigolo (1980s), and Home on the Range and Grey’s Anatomy (2000s). Carole’s husband of 58 years, Tom Troupe, shared the sad news that she died of heart failure in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday. Carole was 98.
Kim Kardashian Showcased The Starbucks Inclusive Mini Mall For Her Children And Brought Her Dogs Inside For A Treat After Getting Shit For Keeping Them In The Garage
Kim Kardashian has been thinking of ways to spend even more money now that she’s another person chipping away at Kanye West‘s dwindling piggy bank. Luckily she bestowed his four children upon the world, and since the nannies can’t watch them all day, Kim needed a gimmick to tire them out so she can enjoy alone time in her mausoleum. One way she’s achieved this is by constructing a mini-mall in the backyard of her huge mansion. And hopefully, there’s a dog park for Kim’s alleged canine convicts because her daughter North West gave us all an update with a picture of them actually inside the house.