Open Post: Hosted By Latto’s Used Panties Getting Almost $100K In Bids On eBay
Now that we have successfully made it to the middle of the week, let’s celebrate with a story about hump-huggin’ undies! Because for most of us, Hump Day just means Wednesday, but for Latto, Hump Day can be any day of the week for her to sell her used panny drawls! It all began this past weekend when someone tried to chastise her for allegedly wearing the same pair of underwear twice. So instead of not addressing the situation, Latto placed her used sexy leopard print panties on eBay for .99 cents, and the bidding quickly ballooned to almost $100K.
Don’t Let The Recent Hug Fool You: Jason Sudeikis And Olivia Wilde Are Currently Battling Over A Child Support Issue
It seems like just yesterday (it was actually Sunday) that things were looking up in the chaotic world of Jason Sudeikis’ and Olivia Wilde’s co-parenting relationship. Things were rocky there for a while: Olivia may or may not have cheated on Jason with her now-ex Harry Styles; Jason served Olivia with custody papers on stage; Jason had to choke down dry salad while crying to their nanny. Shit was bleak, but it looked like maybe they’d passed the crouton to a less tumultuous leg of their journey when they were papped hugging after some kind of parent meeting. But, not so fast in mourning messy posts about one of the juiciest sagas of 2022; because it looks like 2023 might bring some new conflicts between the two; TMZ reported that they’re now battling because Jason filed to have child support hearings in the New York court system, while Olivia wishes for them to be held in California.
Jeffree Star Keeps Teasing His Mystery “NFL Boo”, And An NFL Wife Told Him To Stop Cuz People Think It’s Her Husband
Lately, controversial makeup demon Jeffree Star has been teasing his relationship with an unidentified pro-football player on social media. So far, 37-year-old Jeffree has posted two pics of “NFL boo”; the first showed him holding the guy’s hand on a private jet, and the next was a mirror selfie where the dude’s back was to the camera. The caption read, “His team didn’t make it to the #SuperBowl but he’s 6’6 and plays perfect in the bedroom.” The New York Post reports that Jeffree’s fans are obsessed with figuring out the player’s identity based on these clues, and their hunt has begun to ruffle some NFL feathers. Yesterday, Jeffree shared a screenshot of a message from Saryn Anderson (wife of Carolina Panthers’ defensive end, Henry Anderson). Saryn wrote that she’s getting harassed because people think NFL boo is her husband, and she’d like Jeffree to stop. Asking Jeffree Star to stop being an attention-seeking troll? Please! That’s like asking a bird to stop shitting mid-flight. It ain’t gonna happen!
Tom Brady Is Finally Retiring “For Good”
Tom Brady has finally counted up the costs of his last failed retirement announcement and decided it’s time to hang up his cleats and kiss football goodbye. Of course, when he attempted this announcement last year he immediately went running back because he knew the life of a house husband was boring. And his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen matched his energy by running away from his ass with a divorce. His final season suffered as well, as he threw tantrums and tried to convince us he made the best decision for himself. He clearly didn’t. And rather than lose more, he has decided it’s time to end his affair with professional football once and for all.
Kanye West’s 2024 Presidential Campaign Received $0.00 In Donations Last Year But Paid $142,000 In Expenses
In the immortal words of 2020 Presidential Candidate Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, as tweeted on the day of his defeat: Welp. Despite the spectacular reversal of fortune Kanye brought upon himself last year, The Little Rapper That Couldn’t is still trying to climb up to that shining city on the hill to take his seat at the table as the leader of the free world, so that he may deliver to us, as a nation, nude pictures of his ex-wife. However, according to logic and The Daily Beast, his prospects for a successful 2024 campaign are beyond grim. And please know that when I say “successful,” the bar is very low. Kanye’s campaign received not one, single, solitary cent. No need to have him show us his empty pockets. There’s nothing there; not a dollar, not a dime, not a penny. Kanye’s pants are officially penisless. Not a typo.
Soho Scammer Anna Delvey Hosted A House Arrest Birthday Party And Made Guests Sign NDAs and Asked For Their Social Security Numbers
Anna Sorokin, AKA Anna Delvey–the Russian-born scammer who pretended to be a German heiress to swindle millions of dollars from rich and not-so-rich New Yorkers–celebrated her 32nd birthday while still under house arrest and, according to sources, the party was a great time and featured all the New York glitterati, who handed over signed NDAs and maybe even their social security numbers to Anna upon entry.