Category: NFL

Jeffree Star Keeps Teasing His Mystery “NFL Boo”, And An NFL Wife Told Him To Stop Cuz People Think It’s Her Husband

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Lately, controversial makeup demon Jeffree Star has been teasing his relationship with an unidentified pro-football player on social media. So far, 37-year-old Jeffree has posted two pics of “NFL boo”; the first showed him holding the guy’s hand on a private jet, and the next was a mirror selfie where the dude’s back was to the camera. The caption read, “His team didn’t make it to the #SuperBowl but he’s 6’6 and plays perfect in the bedroom.” The New York Post reports that Jeffree’s fans are obsessed with figuring out the player’s identity based on these clues, and their hunt has begun to ruffle some NFL feathers. Yesterday, Jeffree shared a screenshot of a message from Saryn Anderson (wife of Carolina Panthers’ defensive end, Henry Anderson). Saryn wrote that she’s getting harassed because people think NFL boo┬áis her husband, and she’d like Jeffree to stop. Asking Jeffree Star to stop being an attention-seeking troll? Please! That’s like asking a bird to stop shitting mid-flight. It ain’t gonna happen!

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Tom Brady Is Finally Retiring “For Good”

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Tom Brady has finally counted up the costs of his last failed retirement announcement and decided it’s time to hang up his cleats and kiss football goodbye. Of course, when he attempted this announcement last year he immediately went running back because he knew the life of a house husband was boring. And his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen matched his energy by running away from his ass with a divorce. His final season suffered as well, as he threw tantrums and tried to convince us he made the best decision for himself. He clearly didn’t. And rather than lose more, he has decided it’s time to end his affair with professional football once and for all.

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Tom Brady Attended Robert Kraft’s Wedding Without Gisele Bundchen

October 17, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t think the divorce rumors about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen should be called “rumors” anymore because Gisele still refuses to be wherever Tom is. And I knew as soon as she stopped going to his games, he was about to be looking for another teammate to warm his cold bed at night in the near future. Well, the tryouts will probably start soon because Gisele is still nowhere to be found at Tom’s side. And this past weekend, when New England Patriots owner, 81-year-old Robert Kraft, married 47-year-old ophthalmologist Dr. Dana Blumberg, Gisele was once again absent.

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Rihanna Will Headline The Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Rihanna, who turned down the Halftime show a few years back because of the NFL‘s treatment of Colin Kaepernick, has changed her mind and will headline the Super Bowl LVII Halftime show. That news came after the rumor that Taylor Swift was in talks to headline was shot down as false. The RiRi news is interesting considering fans have been waiting for new music for YEARS. No wonder there have been pap photos of her at the recording studio recently; she probably signed up for this and was like: “Oh shit! That reggae album I told everybody I was working on!”

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The NFL Warned Eminem And Dr. Dre Not To Get Political During The Super Bowl Halftime Show, Which They Did Anyway

February 14, 2022 / Posted by:

The Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show (brought to you by Pepsi) happened last night, as expected, and it went off without a hitch. Dr. Dre was joined by Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, 50 Cent, and Anderson .Paak. No Left Shark here. Except, if you’re the NFL, then you might think that was the biggest PR disaster of a Super Bowl Halftime Show this side of Justin Timberlake’s hand exposing a titty. According to sources, the NFL really didn’t want Dr. Dre to sing one very specific anti-police lyric in “Still D.R.E.“, and they really really didn’t want Eminem to take a knee, a la Colin Kaepernick. That screen shot above might have been the exact moment all those NFL politically-averse control freaks dropped their Pepsis in shock. Because as you can see, Eminem took that knee, and Dr. Dre closed the show with “Still D.R.E.“, with that anti-cop lyric right where it usually is.

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Tom Brady Is Officially Retired From The NFL

February 1, 2022 / Posted by:

After teasing this news for a while, 44-year-old Tom Brady has gone ahead and confirmed that he’s officially done playing with balls for a living. Excuse me, in more technical terms, he’s retiring from the NFL after 22 years, seven Super Bowl wins, and one very messy sunken ball scandal. And it’s for real because he posted his exit interview on social media (and you know there are no take-backs when it comes to celebrity Instagram posts).

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