Category: NFL

Troy And Catherine Aikman Got Divorced, As Only Evidenced By Kissy Vacation Pics His New Girlfriend Posted

June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in the 1990s, when the Dallas Cowboys were considered deities to many, quarterback Troy Aikman was hailed as one of the most impressive of the bunch–by Sandra Bullock and people who were into football. I was always more fascinated by his facial skin, sclera, and lips, which were curiously the same hue. But he’s still pretty public-facing today as an ESPN Monday Night Football commentator, so it was a little unexpected that he and his now ex-wife, CatherineCapaAikman, never announced that they divorced a while back. And now, everyone’s just finding out about it only because Troy’s new, much younger girlfriend, Haley Clark, posted pics of the two kissin’ and caressin’ on vacation. 

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Tom Brady Is Facing Backlash After Saying Janet Jackson’s “Wardrobe Malfunction” At The 2004 Super Bowl Was “Good” For The NFL

February 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that the ink has dried on Tom Brady‘s separation agreement with his former lover football, he’s found new ways of remaining relevant. After his dreadful short-lived career as a lingerie model crashed and burned, he’s using his words to make a fool out of himself instead. Especially after saying that “nipplegate,Janet Jackson‘s infamous wardrobe malfunction at the hands of former Disney dancing dork Justin Timberlake, was actually “a good thing for the NFL.“. And all of the people with common sense are letting him know that’s one of the dumbest things they’ve ever heard ANYONE say.

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Jeffree Star Keeps Teasing His Mystery “NFL Boo”, And An NFL Wife Told Him To Stop Cuz People Think It’s Her Husband

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Lately, controversial makeup demon Jeffree Star has been teasing his relationship with an unidentified pro-football player on social media. So far, 37-year-old Jeffree has posted two pics of “NFL boo”; the first showed him holding the guy’s hand on a private jet, and the next was a mirror selfie where the dude’s back was to the camera. The caption read, “His team didn’t make it to the #SuperBowl but he’s 6’6 and plays perfect in the bedroom.” The New York Post reports that Jeffree’s fans are obsessed with figuring out the player’s identity based on these clues, and their hunt has begun to ruffle some NFL feathers. Yesterday, Jeffree shared a screenshot of a message from Saryn Anderson (wife of Carolina Panthers’ defensive end, Henry Anderson). Saryn wrote that she’s getting harassed because people think NFL boo is her husband, and she’d like Jeffree to stop. Asking Jeffree Star to stop being an attention-seeking troll? Please! That’s like asking a bird to stop shitting mid-flight. It ain’t gonna happen!

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Tom Brady Is Finally Retiring “For Good”

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Tom Brady has finally counted up the costs of his last failed retirement announcement and decided it’s time to hang up his cleats and kiss football goodbye. Of course, when he attempted this announcement last year he immediately went running back because he knew the life of a house husband was boring. And his ex-wife Gisele Bundchen matched his energy by running away from his ass with a divorce. His final season suffered as well, as he threw tantrums and tried to convince us he made the best decision for himself. He clearly didn’t. And rather than lose more, he has decided it’s time to end his affair with professional football once and for all.

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Tom Brady Attended Robert Kraft’s Wedding Without Gisele Bundchen

October 17, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t think the divorce rumors about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen should be called “rumors” anymore because Gisele still refuses to be wherever Tom is. And I knew as soon as she stopped going to his games, he was about to be looking for another teammate to warm his cold bed at night in the near future. Well, the tryouts will probably start soon because Gisele is still nowhere to be found at Tom’s side. And this past weekend, when New England Patriots owner, 81-year-old Robert Kraft, married 47-year-old ophthalmologist Dr. Dana Blumberg, Gisele was once again absent.

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Rihanna Will Headline The Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Rihanna, who turned down the Halftime show a few years back because of the NFL‘s treatment of Colin Kaepernick, has changed her mind and will headline the Super Bowl LVII Halftime show. That news came after the rumor that Taylor Swift was in talks to headline was shot down as false. The RiRi news is interesting considering fans have been waiting for new music for YEARS. No wonder there have been pap photos of her at the recording studio recently; she probably signed up for this and was like: “Oh shit! That reggae album I told everybody I was working on!”

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