Category: Marjorie Taylor Greene

Milo Yiannopoulos Allegedly Broke Federal Campaign Laws While Working On Kanye West’s Presidential Campaign

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

More news about Milo Yiannopoulos is here–the new “director of political operations” (according to him) of Kanye West‘s yet-to-be-announced 2024 Presidential campaign is already making some headlines for a screw-up. Milo worked on Kanye’s campaign last year but was fired. And this latest screw-up reportedly happened when he was working for Kanye the first time around. You see, back in 2022, when this latest campaign was just another tiny seed of evil growing in the dark, Milo created a website for Ye24.com, but oddly enough, he used Republican representative and January 6th downplayer Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s credit card to do so. Bitch, what? Did this break the law? Maybe, but Milo swears it was an honest mistake made by someone else, and it has been corrected. Well, at least we know that, unlike his first one, this 2024 campaign of Kanye’s is really authentic and won’t be run by Republican operatives. OH, WAIT JUST A SECOND! It seems like it is!

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Kanye West’s 2024 Presidential Campaign Received $0.00 In Donations Last Year But Paid $142,000 In Expenses

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

In the immortal words of 2020 Presidential Candidate Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, as tweeted on the day of his defeat: Welp. Despite the spectacular reversal of fortune Kanye brought upon himself last year, The Little Rapper That Couldn’t is still trying to climb up to that shining city on the hill to take his seat at the table as the leader of the free world, so that he may deliver to us, as a nation, nude pictures of his ex-wife. However, according to logic and The Daily Beast, his prospects for a successful 2024 campaign are beyond grim. And please know that when I say “successful,” the bar is very low. Kanye’s campaign received not one, single, solitary cent. No need to have him show us his empty pockets. There’s nothing there; not a dollar, not a dime, not a penny. Kanye’s pants are officially penisless. Not a typo.

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Dr. Dre Does Not Approve Of Marjorie Taylor Greene Using His Song In A Promotional Video

January 9, 2023 / Posted by:

We know Dr. Dre’s pockets are significantly lighter these days than they were before agreeing to pay his ex-wife $100 million dollars to have her lawyer lose his lawyer’s number. But that doesn’t mean Dre doesn’t have enough pennies left in his war chest to sic his team on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene for using the beat from Still D.R.E. in a laughably earnest self-promotional video she posted, presumably to highlight her tiresome efforts to secure enough votes to elect Rep. Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House. According to TMZ, “in the video, you see her walking around and feeling herself — even taking a call from “DT” at one point.” Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for us, she wasn’t “feeling herself” in a sexy way, so Dre wasn’t impressed, telling TMZ he doesn’t “license [his] music to politicians, especially someone as divisive and hateful as this one.” To put it more succinctly; she ugly.

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Pat Sajak Teases His Retirement And Was Also Pictured With Margorie Taylor Green

September 18, 2022 / Posted by:

The end is near according to TV host and eternal curmudgeon Pat Sajak. Well, the end of Pat’s run at the Wheel of Fortune, anyway. We have a least seventyish more years until the world gets too hot for us to be outside. Yes, the wheel that grants its contestants trips to the Bahamas or bankruptcy will no longer have Pat by its side. We’re entering a world where Vanna White isn’t smiling nervously while Pat insults contestants or solving the puzzles himself on-air. This trainwreck is approaching the station!

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