After Pleading Guilty To Child Endangerment, Drake Bell Confirmed That He’s Somebody’s Father

July 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Last month, Nickelodeon kid star turned Subway-Jared-in-training, Drake Bell, took a plea deal in his child endangerment case and pleaded guilty to a fourth-degree felony charge of attempting to endanger children and a first-degree misdemeanor charge of disseminating material harmful to juveniles. Drake will be sentenced on July 12 and could be hit with up to two years in the clink. But since he’s famous-iiiiissssssh, he’ll probably get a slight slap on the wrist as the judge says, “My kids loved you in Drake & Josh!” Drake isn’t taking any chances, though, and so he’s confirmed that somebody actually made the decision to marry him and make a baby with him. So forget all about Drake Bell being a child-creeping predator! Look at the bright, shiny BABEH!

On June 3 of this year, 35-year-old Drake Bell (or “Who?!” as pre-Millennials know him as) was arrested in Cleveland, Ohio for having an “inappropriate” and sexual chat with a 15-year-old girl on December 1, 2017. And it sounds like he was grooming her up until that point. The victim lives in Canada and so she filed a police report with her local police department in October 2018. That police department forwarded the report to the Cleveland Police Department who investigated it. At first, Drake pleaded not guilty, but then he took a plea deal.

So what does someone do after pleading guilty to child endangerment charges? Why, he goes to Disneyland, of course! Mickey Mouse needs to work on his damn door policy. Either JLo and Ben Affleck gave the paparazzi the day off, or the paparazzi are so desperate that they actually answer Drake Bell’s calls (or both!) because he was papped last week pushing a stroller alongside his girlfriend Janet Von Schmeling and they were both wearing wedding bands.

Because Drake is probably jumping at the chance to talk about anything but his child endangerment case, he said inĀ tweets, that were written in both Spanish and English (since he’s fled to Mexico and is Spanish-language artiste Drake Campana now, graciasverymuch) that he’s been married for around 3 years:

In response to various rumors that are incorrect, I have been married for almost 3 years, and we are blessed to be the parents of a wonderful son. Thank you very much to all my fans around the world for your good wishes.

Why do I have a feeling that all of these “fans around the world” who are giving him “good wishes” are nothing but tumbleweeds and fellow former child star/predator Kyle Massey? Although, scratch Kyle Massey. He might be too busy taking a tip from Drake Bell by getting himself a wife and a baby who he can wave in front of the paps while saying, “See, look at that baby and forget about all that other stuff!

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