Night Crumbs
Taylor Swift’s The Eras tour is currently in Tampa, FL, and last night, its name was temporarily changed to The Errors tour. Because there were glitches like TayTay’s garter belt trying to quit her leg mid-performance, her shouting out the wrong supporting act, and the stage not opening up in time for her “water” diving stunt (see: above). Hmmm, maybe PR genius TayTay orchestrated and rehearsed those fuck-ups so that people would focus on that instead of her break-up with Joe Alwyn. But the joke’s on TayTay because I’m not really focusing on the mess-ups or her split today. I’m more focused on why she was done up like she had a “dress as your favorite Lemonade era Beyonce” party to go to at 8:00 and a Dorothy Gale-themed hoedown to go to at 9:30 – Lainey Gossip
“Show me the SCIENTIFIC receipts!” is pretty much what Jennifer Garner says to her kids whenever they ask her if they can get a TikTok or Snapchat – Celebitchy
Sarah Ferguson Wasn’t Invited To King Charles’ Coronation
Earlier this week, Buckingham Palace confirmed that Prince Harry would be attending King Charles’ coronation, but Meghan Markle and kids Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet would not. Mystery solved, case closed, let’s all get back to our boring lives and stop worrying about the coronation guest list. BUT WAIT. The Independent is now reporting that Sarah Ferguson did not get an invite. I repeat, Original Fergie has been snubbed! The Independent calls the exclusion “slightly surprising” because everybody knows it’s proper etiquette to invite your disgraced pervert brother’s shady ex-wife to your late-in-life crowning.
Quentin Tarantino Says Sex Scenes Aren’t Part Of His Cinematic Vision And Finds Them A Pain To Film
In a shocking admission from a male director in Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino doesn’t fuck with having to film his characters getting fucked. Basically, writing them off as unnecessary for the story. Even though there’s no shortage of sexual innuendos, you’d be looking over them with a fine tooth comb trying to find sex scenes in his films, with the exception of Robert De Niro and Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown. So while Quentin Tarantino movies are full of fuck words, you won’t find much actual fucking in them.
Open Post: Hosted By Bayley, The Mini Sheepadoodle Who Looks Like Snoopy
The last time we saw a living being attempt to emulate the mononymous cartoon Beagle icon, Snoopy, it was a defeated-looking Hoda Kotb on the Today show as part of the hosts’ coordinating Peanuts costumes–all of which were a bubbling puddle of ramshackle nightmare fuel–so how very refreshing for the internet to have bestowed upon us the adorable Bayley, a mini sheepadoodle! Bayley has recently gone viral for her uncanny resemblance to Joe Cool himself.
Kylie Jenner’s SUV Was Spotted At Timothée Chalamet’s House
A week ago, Instagram gossip monger Deux Moi “reported” that Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet might be a thing and have been dating since at least January. My knee-jerk reaction was “BALONEY!”, cuz, I dunno, Timothée is an Academy Award-nominated actor and Kylie is a Kardashian? And never the twain shall meet? But maybe Hollywood’s delicate ecosystem has pulled a Dua Lipa (“New Rules”), cuz yesterday TMZ reported that Kylie’s SUV was spotted in Timothée’s driveway.
Selena Gomez’s Fans Are Roasting Hailey Bieber For Creating A Cooking Show Similar To Hers
The war between Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez is mainly facilitated by their fans because when it comes to the two of them, there is no such thing as neutrality. You either hate Hailey, or you really hate Hailey. And once again, Selena’s fans are grabbing pitchforks and lighting their torches to attack Hailey for her latest alleged crime. Apparently, years after Selena created a cooking show, Hailey has also created one for her YouTube channel. And Selena’s fans have had enough of Hailey’s constant need to troll Selena, so they’re letting her know the bullshit stew she’s trying to serve is not a dish anyone wants to consume.