Category: Rich People Problems

Gordon Ramsay Defended Brooklyn Beckham’s Chef Aspirations

January 12, 2023 / Posted by:

⅓ of the BeckPelMez throuple, Brooklyn Beckham, has been trying to shove his basic-ass food down everyone’s throats for a minute now, ever since waking up one day and deciding that he wanted to be a “chef.” And so it was, since Victoria and David Beckham are his parents, and he has the means to put on any fleeting career-hat of his choosing. But he’s been catching so much flack for his lack of training and execution of recipes that Mommy Becks took a time out from feuding with Brooklyn and his wife, Nicola Peltz Beckham, to defend the roast beef he made on his reel the other day (as if she eats roast beef; we know she only eats fish and toast). If Brooklyn is keeping count of the people in his corner, he can now add another notch to his eyebrow because he just gained another defender in the form of sweary celebrity chef/Beckham family friend Gordon Ramsay. Though Gordon would scream, “IT’S FUCKENNNN RAWWWWE,” right in the face of anyone else who made that roast, he instead offered the insight that Brooklyn can’t help who his parents are and things are really hard for him, so everyone needs to cut him a break.

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Alec Baldwin Is Trying To Unload His Hamptons Estate For $29 Million

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

It looks like Alec Baldwin is finally pulling the trigger (too soon?) on working to fulfill his promise to make the streets of New York a safer place for paparazzi to roam and for people to park cars by taking his Hispanophile wife and ever-growing litter of Baldwinitos and getting out of dodge to instead vex the unassuming people of Vermont. The New York Post reports that Alec has just put his Hamptons estate on the market shortly after selling his Central New York lake house.

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Kourtney Kardashian Says That It’s Been A Year Since Her Son Has Had Fries

September 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Ray J’s been calling Kris Jenner to the carpet about the questionably legitimate lie detector test she took where she “cleared up” that she “wasn’t” behind his and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it’s time for one of the Krew to step in to try to divert attention away from that hiKKup. Since Kris’s favorite trick pony, Kim, is fresh off of her shift looking like a “but make it fashion!Aileen Wuornos while saying eye-rolly things about her law school experience and climate change in Interview Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian Barker took her turn grabbing the mic and in true “least interesting to look at” fashion, said something that was somehow both super uninteresting and obnoxious simultaneously. According to health-conscious Kourtney, her son Mason Disick has been wanting fries for a year, but she hasn’t allowed him to have them.

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Victoria Beckham And Her New Daughter-In-Law, Nicola Peltz, Are Reportedly Not Talking And Can’t Stand Each Other

August 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Ever since Brooklyn Beckham dared to choose going on summer holiday with new wife Nicola Peltz’sgorgeous family” to celebrate her grandmother’s 94th birthday rather than yachting in Europe with his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, the family feud they were already embroiled in has only continued to fester. Who would have thought that a woman who’s eaten the same meal every day of her life for the last quarter century, hates smiling, and has a bucket containing all of her beloved children’s lost teeth wouldn’t get on with her firstborn’s wife who happens to be the child of a billionaire and was first introduced to the scene as New York’s alleged premier nanny abuser?

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Twitter Is Still Committed To Their $44 Billion Deal With Elon Musk, Regardless Of What He’s Saying

May 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, it’s been almost a month since Elon Musk decided to live out his real-life Dr. Evil fantasy and buy Twitter for (dramatic music crescendo and aggressive zoom-in) $44 billion dollars. If you’re a person who uses Twitter, you may be wondering why the platform still generally feels the same as it did prior to Elon’s little takeover, and that would be because Elon hasn’t taken over shit yet. Elon and Twitter’s previous shareholders are still working out the details of his deal, which sort of began to slow down on Elon’s end. Elon started looking for excuses for why he couldn’t complete payment on his purchase, like how he’s hesitant to own Twitter until he finds out just how many accounts are spambots first. But Twitter doesn’t care about how Elon chooses to drag his feet on this thing. They just want to see the deal done because they’re not backing out.

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Netflix Reportedly Spent $30 Million An Episode For The Fourth Season Of “Stranger Things”

April 22, 2022 / Posted by:

The fourth season of Netflix’s Stranger Things will be released in two parts: the first part comes out on May 27, and the second on July 1. Netflix probably decided to split the episodes in an attempt to build anticipation. But knowing what we reportedly know now about how much Netflix spent on the fourth season of Stranger Things, my guess is they were staggering the episodes so they had enough time to float some checks to whoever needed to get paid those $30 million they allegedly blew on each episode. Because yes, according to a new report from The Wall Street Journal, that’s exactly how much Netflix paid for each – EACH! – episode of the fourth season.

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