The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Yolanda Hadid’s beautiful glass refrigerator was really her only positive contribution to her four-year tenure on the show that ended in 2016, but when it came to her daughters Gigi and Bella Hadid, the food inside was for display purposes only since she was constantly up their asses about their eating. Yolanda wanted them to be successful models; apparently, nourishment was counterproductive to that goal. Gigi and Bella did eventually become supermodels (Gigi is such a super supermodel that she’s over 25 but still managed to catch Leonardo DiCaprio’s attention), but Yolanda’s questionable parenting choices along the way were outlined in a TikTok that went viral this summer. Now, Yolanda just responded by making her own TikTok where she sarcastically called herself “#worstmomever.”
At 14 years old, you’re a ball of hormones with hair growing in places, pimples breaking out, emotional instability; and it only continues for several years before your literal body chemistry balances out and you become a grown adult human person. During this time, many people transform, going from gangly pre-teens to not-as-awkward teenagers that Scott Disick would totally hit on. But at 14 years old, Bella Hadid permanently changed her face with surgery by getting a nose job. And people are mad about that! After Bella admitted to Vogue that she got her nose done at 14 and regrets it, people called Yolanda Hadid a “bad mother” for allowing her daughter to make that big change at so young. Clearly, none of these people watched Yolanda police her daughter Gigi Hadid‘s food intake during her stint on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because this is old news.
The difference between goddesses and us peasants is that when peasants like myself wake up with a giant purple ruffled wart on our shoulder, we go down to the free clinic with a list of our past fuck partners while trying to remember which one of them rubbed their dirty dick on our shoulder. But when goddesses wake up with a giant purple ruffed wart on their shoulder, they work it to the core at an event and bring the people to their knees.
Iman put the glamour in Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards in NYC last night when she slid along the red carpet in a Christian Siriano gown that made her look like that ultra glamorous Jurassic Park dinosaur if that ultra glamorous Jurassic Park dinosaur got a fairy godmother to turn them into a human goddess. Iman also looks like the most gorgeous venus fly trap that ever sprouted from the earth, and if they ever do that Little Shop of Horrors remake, she can play Audrey II. But instead of eating humans, she causes them to pass out from the power of her pose skills.
Here’s more from last night’s Women of the Year Awards. Nobody can touch Iman and her ruffled fortune cookie, but I am into Nicole Kidman’s tits beneath my wings dress.
Gigi and Bella Hadid were both at a friend’s birthday party the other day, and since they have to put absolutely everything on social media, Bella posted a video on Instagram of Gigi mimicking the Asian eyes on a cookie. Bella deleted that video, but the damage was already done and many labeled Gigi as the new Miley Cyrus (and RiRi)!
Bella Hadid is seen above letting you know how she feels about her ex-boyfriend rebounding with one of her friends, but if you ask Selena Gomez, they’re more like barely acquaintances.
Shortly after Selena Gomez was papped hanging on The Weeknd outside of a restaurant a week ago, Bella Hadid poured gasoline on their friendship and lit a match by unfollowing Selena on Instagram. That unfollow was no accident, and it sounds like Bella isn’t changing her mind anytime soon. TMZ says that Bella feels Selena is a shady-ass bitch who stabbed her in the back by hooking up with her ex.
Lately, Jared Leto has been looking like the pure definition of a fashion victim, and at The Fashion Awards 2016 in London last night, he turned it all the way up. If Jared and his stylist were going for “Willy Wonka after getting a bootleg Beatles haircut and dye job and moving to The Valley to become a sleazy porn producer,” they nailed it hard. That Gucci’d out ensemble just screams, “I’m going to make you a STAH, baby, now let’s go back to my place to sign the contracts….” Trick looks like the orgy baby that every character in Boogie Nights made together.
Well, I guess if you’re going to look like Liberace as seen through the eyes of Terry Richardson, a fashion awards show is the place to do it. And Jared Leto, who is becoming a Fighting The Hot Grand Champion, must’ve gotten sick of hos throwing their coochies and assholes at him all the time, so he turned himself into a walking boner killer by getting a janky bowl cut that looks like it was done with safety scissors. That’ll do it!
Here’s a million more pictures from The Fashion Awards. Come for David Gandy (“You can say that again.” – your genitals) and stay for Donatella Versace serving up Solid Gold Muppet sexiness.