Move over, Adele. Get the hell out of here, Paddington! Finally, a REAL celebrity has been announced for King Charles III’s star-studded coronation party. He’s been a beloved staple of the movie scene for years and is known for doing his own outrageous stunts: Winnie the Pooh! The chubby, honey-fiending bear will be joining the likes of lesser-knowns such as Tom Cruise and Katy Perry, to commemorate Charles becoming the official owner of all the swans in the UK.
Back in early February, the news broke that judges Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off The Masked Singer set after one of the contestants was revealed to be Rudy Giuliani. That Rudy Giuliani, of Four Seasons Total Landscaping and attempted-democracy-overthrowing fame! The 77-year-old was eliminated and unmasked after butchering the song Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood and the Destroyers. He’d been disguised as a Jack in the Box. If you’re familiar with the Borat 2 scene where Rudy puts his hand down his pants in the presence of actress Maria Bakalova, you’ll know how apt that costume choice is… “Pop goes the weasel!” Continue reading
The Pussycat Dolls Found Out Their Reunion Tour Was Canceled When Nicole Scherzinger Posted The Announcement On Instagram
After more than a decade since their last tour, The Pussycat Dolls are back to take the on the world, one crotch thrust at a time! Wait, we’ve just received news that the tour is canceled via Nicole Scherzinger’s Instagram account. If you think that’s a pretty lame way to find out a major (?) event has been canceled, imagine how the rest of the Pussycat Dolls must feel! Yep, they found on through Nicole’s post, too. It’s one thing to learn you’ve been fired but via social media is the ultimate insult.
The girl group the Pussycat Dolls were formed in 2003 by PCD founder, Robin Antin, and they put out several hits (including Don’t Cha, Buttons, and When I Grow Up) before going on hiatus in 2010. In 2019, PCD reunited for a new single called React, and they were supposed to go on a mini-tour. Original members Nicole Scherzinger, Ashley Roberts, Carmit Bachar, Jessica Sutta, and Kimberly Wyatt were all involved with the reunion. But former original member, Melody Thornton, was not. Of course, Coronavirus happened so the Pussycat Dolls reunion was put on pause, but now it looks like those plans will never start up again. Because Robin Antin has sued Nicole Scherzinger, the group’s lead, for refusing to go on tour and trying to “extort” Robin for creative and financial control of the group. It’s a PUSSYcatfight that’s almost as messy as those allegations that the Pussycat Dolls were actually a prostitution ring.
Just last week, the Pussycat Dolls announced that they were reuniting for a little tour in the UK. Well, they’re here. That was not a long wait at all. They made their grand return to UK television on X-Factor: Celebrity where they shook their asses, flipped their hair, and even got water dropped on them. Throw in a gay ginger dude shouting, “Thrust it!”, and I’m totally onboard.
While getting lit with a bunch of high-pitched, well-dressed white women (AKA my Saturday night), Nicole Scherzinger made some comments which have us all talking about none other than… T.I. and Tiny? Sure, why not. Let’s see what shit she stirred up while drunk off of a margarita.