CoCo is back in the news for her big ol’ butt and boobies! PSYCH. This isn’t 2008; it’s 2022. And everybody knows CoCo makes headlines for being Mom of the
Year Century. But CoCo’s methods are ahead of their time, and her parenting is constantly under attack by jealous mommy shamers. See: yesterday, when CoCo posted a video of her 7-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole, “twerking” during a family Christmas gathering. Page Six reports that CoCo-hating commenters clutched their pearls so hard they burst into a fine, judgmental dust. Oh, please! Like it or not, twerking is the dance of the decade. Were kids shamed for doing the Charleston one hundred years ago? Actually, yes, they were. Huh. I guess that means CoCo/Chanel are making history.
People reports that Lake Bell (not to be confused with Sea Chime or Ocean Gong) has written and directed a short film/commercial to promote Cann cannabis drinks. The campaign debuted at the company’s premiere party on Wednesday, and Lake took part in a panel about normalizing weed. During the chat, Lake claimed that she “can’t get through the holidays without” marijuana and says that she’s “a better parent” when she’s stoned. CoCo just breathed a big-bootied sigh of relief. Today, the mommy shamers have a new target.
Open Post: Hosted By The Time Angela Lansbury Rescued Her Daughter From Joining Charles Manson’s Cult
The passing of Dame Angela Lansbury made yesterday a very sad day in the midst of a very sad few years when it comes to the loss of the beloved stars of our most cherished Hollywood-made memories (I was still processing the loss of Betty White). And though I’ll continue to honor Angela by watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks for the 800th time, it’s also comforting to hear a story about her being as impressive in her real life as she was on the stage and screen. A few years ago, Angela recounted the tale of the time she had to step in to save her daughter from her spiral into drugs and rubbing elbows with the maniacal Charles Manson and his murderous cult in the hills of Malibu.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Yolanda Hadid’s beautiful glass refrigerator was really her only positive contribution to her four-year tenure on the show that ended in 2016, but when it came to her daughters Gigi and Bella Hadid, the food inside was for display purposes only since she was constantly up their asses about their eating. Yolanda wanted them to be successful models; apparently, nourishment was counterproductive to that goal. Gigi and Bella did eventually become supermodels (Gigi is such a super supermodel that she’s over 25 but still managed to catch Leonardo DiCaprio’s attention), but Yolanda’s questionable parenting choices along the way were outlined in a TikTok that went viral this summer. Now, Yolanda just responded by making her own TikTok where she sarcastically called herself “#worstmomever.”
CoCo is no stranger to getting shamed and dragged on how she raises her and Ice-T’s six-year-old daughter, Chanel Nicole. And CoCo’s also quick to check a bitch who tries to reprimand how she performs her motherly duties. CoCo continues to dodge bullets with her explanations including breastfeeding Chanel way past the age it should stop to wearing swimwear inspired by the P-Valley collection at Walmart to waterparks while out with her kid. Now she’s facing backlash for using convenience over cleanliness while bathing little Chanel in their kitchen sink.
Now that Ray J’s been calling Kris Jenner to the carpet about the questionably legitimate lie detector test she took where she “cleared up” that she “wasn’t” behind his and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it’s time for one of the Krew to step in to try to divert attention away from that hiKKup. Since Kris’s favorite trick pony, Kim, is fresh off of her shift looking like a “but make it fashion!” Aileen Wuornos while saying eye-rolly things about her law school experience and climate change in Interview Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian Barker took her turn grabbing the mic and in true “least interesting to look at” fashion, said something that was somehow both super uninteresting and obnoxious simultaneously. According to health-conscious Kourtney, her son Mason Disick has been wanting fries for a year, but she hasn’t allowed him to have them.