I need to get whatever kind of mirror Scott Disick has, because….
You’re probably looking at that screenshot and thinking, “What a cute picture of Scott Disick as a teenager!” But believe it or not, that is what 38-year-old Scott Disick currently looks like. And since his relationship with 42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian has disintegrated, he’s been dating a rotation of pieces half his age. Scott and 22-year-old Sofia Richie were together for around 3 years before breaking up last year. Then he hopped onto Amelia Hamlin who turned 20 last week. Well, during the second part of the reunion for Keeping Up My Belief In A Malevolent God With The Kardashians, Scott responded to the criticism he gets for dating chicks he easily could have just picked up from an AP Chem class. His explanation? He doesn’t go looking for barely legal girls, they come to him because of his exuberant, youthful appearance. No wonder why Scott gets along so great he was the Koven. Delusion is the main nutrient running through all of their veins.
In the second part of the reunion, which was hosted by Andy Cohen, Scott defended himself from people accusing him of going after “much younger” women. Some TikTok users have been actually putting together compilations of Scott’s harem of teen girlfriends, here’s one:
When a surviving Scott Disick comes. Out I literally don’t want anyone to act surprised y’all are annoying pic.twitter.com/73dWB3KYbM
— 👩❤️💋👩 (@IiCUNTs) June 14, 2021
But listen up, Scott is not the one to blame here. It’s all these teens who are so horny for him! via E! News:
“Everybody gets this wrong that I look for young girls,” the father of three defended. “I don’t go out looking for young girls, they happen to be attracted to me ’cause I look young.”
Or, as Scott said in the episode, that’s what he’s telling himself.
In response to this, Kris Jenner quipped, “You tell ’em, Scott.”
Currently, the Talentless founder is dating 20-year-old model Amelia Hamlin… And, as Kourtney Kardashian—who dated Scott for nearly a decade before splitting in 2015—revealed at the reunion, the couple has her blessing.
This admission came about after Scott revealed his thoughts on Kourtney’s relationship with Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. “I think if you really love somebody, right, you want them to be happy no matter what,” Scott expressed. “So, I do give her a blessing to be happy.”
Similarly, the Poosh boss said she supports “whoever would make him happy.”
You could say that Scott was joking, but this is Scott Disick we’re talking about. And if you need more proof that Scott Disick looks straight-up Gen-Z-ish, here you go:
Youthful, right? I mean, how can the 18-year-old girls not go for Scott when he’s in the McDonald’s parking lot popping a wheelie on that bad boy?! With those bleached tips? Is that Scott Disick or Jake Paul?!