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Prince William And Duchess Kate Have Been Accused Of Breaking COVID Rules At A Christmas Event
Fresh off from getting shit for their taxpayer-funded train tour during a pandemic and for keeping their faces mask-free during a red carpet photo-op with their entire family, Prince William and Duchess Kate are now getting head shakes and tsk-tsks over breaking one of Britain’s COVID rules. Britain’s COVID rules state that different households can get together but the group can not be made up of more than six humans. And on Sunday night, William, Kate, and their three children (7-year-old Prince George, 5-year-old Prince Charlotte, and 2-year-old Prince Louis) met up with P. Willy’s uncle, Prince Edward, and his wife Sophie, Countess of Wessex and their two children (17-year-old Lady Louise and 13-year-old James, Viscount Severn). Since I have a Ph.D. in math (read: I used a Little Professor once), I know that five plus four equals…. *counts on fingers* NINE, which is more than six, which means that they all broke the rules, which means the dungeon for them all!
Prince Albert Of Monaco Has Been Hit With Another Paternity Suit, Claiming That He Fathered A Child In 2005
Before Princess Charlene of Monaco cried out tears of WHY ME? on her wedding day, she was an Olympic swimmer. But well, it looks like the real swimmer in the family is her husband Prince Albert of Monaco’s jizz fish, because it’s been claimed that they struck once again. Maury Povich better get his ass to Italy and learn how to say “You are NOT the father” and “You ARE the father” in Italian because one woman claims that she birthed out Prince Albert’s child in 2005 and she’s hit him with a paternity suit.
Leonard Roberts Says That Racism And Ali Larter Led To Him Getting Fired From “Heroes”
When Leonard Roberts got cast in the series regular role of D.L. Hawkins on the first season of Heroes in 2006, he thought he landed his big break, but it turned out to be anything but. In an essay published by Variety, Leonard writes that from the get-go he knew Heroes was not going to be his dream job and his character was killed off after just one season. It wasn’t for story reasons either. Leonard says that he was never asked for input on his character, he and other actors of color were often side-lined, and that working with Ali Larter, who played his wife on the show, was about as pleasant as a salad tossing from a python. And even though others working on the show also found that Ali Larter’s supervillain power was punching the souls of others with her asshole ways, Leonard was the one who got pink-slipped. Ali responded to Leonard’s claims about her, and it turns out her other supervillain power is that she can make eyeballs roll out of heads with a shitty statement.
Johnny Depp Lost His Libel Suit Against The Sun
Johnny Depp threw a lawsuit at News Group Newspapers, publisher of The Sun, and The Sun’s executive editor, Dan Wootton, for calling him a “wife beater” who physically abused Amber Heard during their marriage, which lasted from 2015 to 2017. Johnny’s lawyers admitted to him having a problem with booze and drugs but denied he abused Amber. Johnny’s just a docile pile of chunky rings, Santa Fe gift shop bracelets, and neck cheese-covered scarves who would never hurt a fly, even it was chilling out on a revenge turd that he believes Amber put in his bed. Johnny claimed that Amber was the violent mess in their relationship, but this case wasn’t about if Amber was violent. It was about Johnny, and the court ruled that there was enough evidence to prove that he did physically abuse Amber. You hear that the marketing team of Johnny’s next movie? You can go ahead and introduce him as Academy Award nominee and court-certified wife beater™ Johnny Depp.
Susan Sarandon Says That Cher Stole Her Role In “The Witches Of Eastwick”
Debra Messing can really put her shank down finally because Susan Sarandon has decided that she really wants to hear a bouncer angel say, “Sorry, you’re not on the list, bitch,” while trying to get into the gates of heaven by starting an all-out war (not really, not at all) with honorary earth angel Cher. But Susan threw a PLOT TWIST at us, because even though she’s on Team Biden My Tongue And Voting For Joe and Cher is fully on Team Biden, this isn’t about politics. Susan has poured some 33-year-old tea by telling us that the role of Alexandria in The Witches of Eastwick was originally hers but that Cher, seen above exquisitely working one of The Slut Dress’ ancestors, swooped in and took it from her.
Lily James And Married Dominic West Got Papped Kissing In Rome, And His Wife Is Apparently Blindsided By This Mess
Hollywood is sharting out these reboots faster and faster. Showtime’s The Affair barely put out its fifth and final season last year, but it looks like it’s already been re-booted and this one’s a docu-series. Because 50-year-old Dominic West, who played an asshole cheating slut husband on The Affair, was caught kissing on 31-year-old Lily James in Rome. And Dominic is still married to his wife of ten years Catherine FitzGerald. Well, you know the saying? When in Rome, shamelessly suck face with your side piece in front of everyone. And sources say that this isn’t a Ron Perlman-type situation because Dominic and Catherine are not separated and she’s reportedly devastated by the pics. The Golden Globes should snatch away Dominic’s nomination for The Affair since he obviously wasn’t acting.
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