Category: thievery
Susan Sarandon Says That Cher Stole Her Role In “The Witches Of Eastwick”
Debra Messing can really put her shank down finally because Susan Sarandon has decided that she really wants to hear a bouncer angel say, “Sorry, you’re not on the list, bitch,” while trying to get into the gates of heaven by starting an all-out war (not really, not at all) with honorary earth angel Cher. But Susan threw a PLOT TWIST at us, because even though she’s on Team Biden My Tongue And Voting For Joe and Cher is fully on Team Biden, this isn’t about politics. Susan has poured some 33-year-old tea by telling us that the role of Alexandria in The Witches of Eastwick was originally hers but that Cher, seen above exquisitely working one of The Slut Dress’ ancestors, swooped in and took it from her.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi’s Montecito Mansion Was Burglarized
2020 just keeps getting shittier for Ellen DeGeneres (and literally every other citizen of Planet Earth). TMZ says Ellen and her wife Portia de Rossi’s fancy Montecito estate was burglarized on July 4 (rude, that’s America’s birthday!). Cops say their mansion was “targeted due to the victim’s celebrity status”, and don’t know if it’s connected to a bunch of other recent break-ins. The thieves took a bunch of expensive jewelry and watches. So far no word on the value of the items stolen.
A Woman Broke Into A Botox Clinic With A Power Saw
Add this woman to the list of insanely brazen criminals, and also to the more niche list of insanely brazen criminals with power tools. Video surveillance outside of a Botox clinic in Sugar Land, Texas caught a woman with no mask using a power saw to break into their facility and rob them hardcore.
Gwyneth Paltrow Called An “Extortionist” After A Goop “Summit”
Page Six says that Goop held a “wellness summit” in London and it sounded like a time share pitch (sans free continental breakfast) from pretentious HELL! One attendee found the experience so ridiculous they called her “a fucking extortionist”. And you know what? If the over-priced shoe fits.
Soulja Boy’s Home Was Burglarized And The Thieves Bragged About It On His Instagram
Soulja Boy’s home was burglarized Monday night to the tune of over $600,00 ($500,000 jewelry and $100,000 cash), which is too bad because he’s currently in jail for weapon violations after police paid him a visit for online threats and holding a woman against her will. So really this couldn’t have happened to a better guy! And it turns out the thieves are about as good at making decisions as well as Soulja Boy is. They went on his Instagram live to brag about their burglary skills.
Sarah Jessica Parker Denies She’s A Jewel Thief
Sarah Jessica Parker has been accused of a lot of things. Being anal as fuck, being a huge bitch with a terrible personality (we see you, Kim Cattral) and even a snobby shoe saleswoman. Well, add another to the list: Jewel Thief.
According to Page Six, Sarah is being accused by jewelry brand Kat Florence Design of stealing accessories from them worth $149,501.96. Oh, bitch, you know they’re serious because they added that 96 cents! Didn’t even round up! That’s pointed.