Category: thievery

Jewel Says Her Mom, Who Was Once Her Manager, Embezzled Over $100 Million From Her

March 22, 2023 / Posted by:

If your initial shock was also that Jewel ever earned $100 million to be able for someone to embezzle it, I get it. But upon further ponderance, she and her trompe l’oeil titties have given us a lot. Much of the population has probably yodeled along with her to “Who Will Save (SAY-hee-AYVE) Your Soul,” and how many other razor commercial bangers can you remember besides “Intuition?” None, that’s how many. But instead of occasionally using the lyrics to “Hands” to joke about not being able to grip something girthy or resting her face against the cool, foggy car window while moodily mouthing “Foolish Games” like the rest of us, Jewel’s mom allegedly played some foolish games with her four-time Grammy-winning daughter’s pile of money when she used to be her manager.

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Susan Sarandon Says That Cher Stole Her Role In “The Witches Of Eastwick”

October 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Debra Messing can really put her shank down finally because Susan Sarandon has decided that she really wants to hear a bouncer angel say, “Sorry, you’re not on the list, bitch,” while trying to get into the gates of heaven by starting an all-out war (not really, not at all) with honorary earth angel Cher. But Susan threw a PLOT TWIST at us, because even though she’s on Team Biden My Tongue And Voting For Joe and Cher is fully on Team Biden, this isn’t about politics. Susan has poured some 33-year-old tea by telling us that the role of Alexandria in The Witches of Eastwick was originally hers but that Cher, seen above exquisitely working one of The Slut Dress’ ancestors, swooped in and took it from her.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi’s Montecito Mansion Was Burglarized

July 24, 2020 / Posted by:

2020 just keeps getting shittier for Ellen DeGeneres (and literally every other citizen of Planet Earth). TMZ says Ellen and her wife Portia de Rossi’s fancy Montecito estate was burglarized on July 4 (rude, that’s America’s birthday!). Cops say their mansion was “targeted due to the victim’s celebrity status”, and don’t know if it’s connected to a bunch of other recent break-ins. The thieves took a bunch of expensive jewelry and watches. So far no word on the value of the items stolen.

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Soulja Boy’s Home Was Burglarized And The Thieves Bragged About It On His Instagram

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Soulja Boy’s home was burglarized Monday night to the tune of over $600,00 ($500,000 jewelry and $100,000 cash), which is too bad because he’s currently in jail for weapon violations  after police paid him a visit for online threats and holding a woman against her will. So really this couldn’t have happened to a better guy! And it turns out the thieves are about as good at making decisions as well as  Soulja Boy is. They went on his Instagram live to brag about their burglary skills.

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