Category: The Rock
The Rock Gave His People’s Choice Award To A Make-A-Wish Recipient
Last night, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson won The People’s Champion Award at the People’s Choice Awards. In his acceptance speech, he reminisced about working with his idol, Muhammad Ali, at the Make-a-Wish Foundation. Then he called a very surprised teenager named Shushana to the stage. Turns out Shushana is a Make-a-Wish recipient whose dream was to come to the People’s Choice Awards. The Rock said he was inspired by her story of survival, and gave her his People’s Choice Award statue. Shushana seemed touched, and was far too polite to admit that she’d actually requested to go to the VMAs. Thanks a lot, Make-a-Wish!
Gal Gadot Will Play The Evil Queen In Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” Film
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the hottest bitch of all? Duh, it’s Gal Gadot! Yep, Gal’s been cast to play the Evil Queen in Disney’s upcoming live-action remake of Snow White, which is set to start production in 2022. Rachel Zegler will play Snow White. I mean, say what you will about Gal and her acting chops and her politics and her iconic-for-all-the-wrong-reasons “Imagine” video, but she’s definitely attractive enough to play the Evil Queen. And, at the end of the day, that’s pretty much all that matters in show biz.
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Keeping His Feud With Vin Diesel Alive By Joking About Vin In His New Movie
Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel have clearly accepted that they are nemeses and will never let their feud rest. Earlier this past summer, Vin reminded us about their feud which stemmed from their time on the Fast and the Furious films together. Vin said he gave Dwayne “tough love” to help him reach his acting prowess. Dwayne laughed that shit off, but now he’s jabbing back at Vin in his Netflix movie, Red Notice; co-starring Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. In it, there’s a joke about Mr. Diesel. But hey, it didn’t come from Dwayne! He said that people just always come up to him and tell him Vin Diesel jokes unprovoked! You can’t stop people from cracking on Vin Diese. It’s not The Rock’s fault.
The Rock Would Like You To Know That He Isn’t One Of Those Celebrities Who Don’t Shower That Much
I don’t know how in armpit jelly HELL we got here, but here we are again. Actually, I do know how we got here. We owe it all to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Here I was thinking that the worst thing they contributed to society was their ear-and-nerves-destroying Cheetos commercial, but no! Mila and Ashton got the stank ball rolling by admitting that they don’t really lather up their bodies regularly and instead give themselves a whore bath. Then we heard from other celebrities who said that they don’t shower that much either. But Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has popped up to say that the answer to the question, “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”, isn’t, “Yup, smells like aged crotch cheese and hot onions.” Because The Rock says he bathes daily. In fact, he bathes three times a day. Yup, these celebrities either shower too little or too much. Can they do anything right?!
The Rock Explains Why He Doesn’t Have A Six Pack
Image description: Former wrestler-turned-extremely rich movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, wearing only grey shorts and a modesty penis towel, body absolutely bulging to the limits of human skin elasticity with extra-beefy muscles. But to some people, all they see on The Rock’s body is an absence of a six-pack. Embarrassing! The Rock recently explained why he doesn’t have the stereotypical washboard stomach you might expect him to. And all those body-haters can take a seat because The Rock says it’s all because of some necessary surgeries.
The Rock Responded To Vin Diesel’s Comments About Their Never-Ending Feud
While the Fast Family Franchise of Films may amount to little more than a blip on The Rock’s road to the White House, them shits have become Vin Diesel‘s entire raison d’flêxtre. Vin did not make the decision to cut all the sleeves off his entire wardrobe lightly. As evidenced by his recent comments on the 5-year-old feud between him and The Rock, Vin is deadly serious about his craft. Vin didn’t send a duck-taped Pontiac Fiero into outer space on a motherfucking whim, OK? Real space too, not some candy-ass suborbital circle jerk.
Well, The Rock read all about Vin’s version of events, which basically amounts to The Rock not taking his role as Luke Hobbs seriously enough, and had to laugh. What else was he supposed to do? This is the second ridiculous Fast Feud he’s been embroiled in since joining the franchise for 2011’s Fast Five. Is he supposed to take it seriously when he’s got more important things to do like memorizing the US Constitution in case it comes up on the Presidential Competency Test?