The Rock Responded To Vin Diesel’s Comments About Their Never-Ending Feud
While the Fast Family Franchise of Films may amount to little more than a blip on The Rock’s road to the White House, them shits have become Vin Diesel‘s entire raison d’flêxtre. Vin did not make the decision to cut all the sleeves off his entire wardrobe lightly. As evidenced by his recent comments on the 5-year-old feud between him and The Rock, Vin is deadly serious about his craft. Vin didn’t send a duck-taped Pontiac Fiero into outer space on a motherfucking whim, OK? Real space too, not some candy-ass suborbital circle jerk.
Well, The Rock read all about Vin’s version of events, which basically amounts to The Rock not taking his role as Luke Hobbs seriously enough, and had to laugh. What else was he supposed to do? This is the second ridiculous Fast Feud he’s been embroiled in since joining the franchise for 2011’s Fast Five. Is he supposed to take it seriously when he’s got more important things to do like memorizing the US Constitution in case it comes up on the Presidential Competency Test?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO TEST? Shit. We’re screwed. Ok, in that case, let’s just go ahead and get to this instead. The New York Post reports:
It doesn’t seem like Dwayne Johnson will be returning to the “Fast & Furious” franchise anytime soon.
After his former co-star, Vin Diesel, addressed their apparently palpable tension last month, Johnson, 49, said he thought Diesel’s comments — in which he spoke about having to give his co-stars “a lot of tough love” — were laughable.
“I laughed and I laughed hard,” he said in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, which posted Wednesday. “I think everyone had a laugh at that. And I’ll leave it at that. And that I’ve wished them well. I wish them well on ‘Fast 9.’ And I wish them the best of luck on ‘Fast 10’ and ‘Fast 11’ and the rest of the ‘Fast & Furious’ movies they do that will be without me.”
I’m getting whiffs of Tabitha Brown praying for Wendy Williams with a top note of anabolic steroids and a soupçon of, is that Teremana Drakkar Noir-tini? Whatever it is, it’s powerful. I don’t know how Vin and Tyrese come back from this type of disrespect but they better retaliate quickly before The Rock gets his Secret Service detail and diplomatic immunity. Here’s how Tyrese appears to be handling The Rock kicking sand, AKA little The Rocks, in his face.
Poor Tyrese. I don’t think saw it! He’s kind of busy with his “blessed life.”
Tyrese still wins though because he got to go to real space in a Pontiac and the best The Rock can hope for is to catch a ride to The Rim with his buddy Jeff Bezos.
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