If you make the conscious decision to ensure your home always smells like a Planet Fitness locker room, the funk fumes must do strange things to your brain. For instance, the amount of soap and water not being used to cleanse away weird thoughts at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell‘s house is clearly making them forget some ideas don’t have to become words. But since Dax is a dealer of phrases and sounds through his Armchair Expert podcast he’s continuing his tradition as the TMI King. And in a recent interview with Anna Kendrick, he thought there should be a segment titled “My wife is jealous of you!“, which I’m sure caused Anna to feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. Or maybe she was just trying to hold back her vomit from his body odor.
People reports that John Stamos went on Dax Shepard’s podcast, Armchair Expert, and spilled some extremely cold tea. John reveals that, back in 2005, he was almost set up with Dax’s wife, Kristen Bell. This was news to Dax, who met Kristen in 2007. Unfortunately for Kristen (gimme that Greek hunk over “comedian” Dax any day!), John, then 42, decided not to pursue things because he thought he was “too old” for the then-25-year-old Kristen. How refreshing! Except, um, John’s current wife, Caitlin McHugh Stamos, is 36 years old. This makes her a full six years younger than now-42-year-old Kristen and 23 years younger than 59-year-old John. D’oh!
As we are frequently reminded, Dax Shepard has a podcast. And on the most recent episode of Armchair Expert, he dropped the bombshell that he dated Ashley Olsen “15 or 16 years ago.” Math tells us this was around 2006/2007, when a now 47-year-old Dax would have been in his early thirties, and 35-year-old Ashley was 19 or 20. She also would have been blonde back then, so clearly Dax has a thing for blondies measuring five-foot-one-inch (see: wife Kristen Bell). Continue reading
Nope, that picture isn’t Vincent D’Onofrio as the cockroach alien in Men in Black. It’s Dax Shepherd suffering from chronic hiccups. On Friday Dax took to Instagram to share that earlier in the week he’d hiccuped for 50 hours straight! In one video, his wife Kristen Bell interviews him about his unfortunate ailment and he jokes that it’s “still funny” after 21 hours. But in his next video, he shares that his condition had escalated to “hiccup-induced puking.” Blegh! Blame the O’Doul’s?
This Gwyneth Paltrow story takes us all the way back to 2004 when she gave birth to her first child, daughter Apple, who she had with Chris Martin. While Gwyneth had cesareans for both Apple and her son Moses, with Apple the delivery was so intense that she and Apple “almost died.”
Kristen Bell “Self Regulates” While On Her Period In Order To Keep Her Marriage To Dax Shepard Alive
Everyone’s least favorite oversharing couple is back!
E! News says that on Dax Shepard‘s podcast, Armchair Expert, his wife Kristen Bell revealed the secret that has kept them together all this time (they’ve been married for 8 years) and it’s vagina-related! Kristen said that if she didn’t tame the beast and cage up the demoness waiting to slip out of her every month when her cycle started flowing, she and Dax would “100 percent not be married.” So was Kristen on her period for a whole chunk of Coronavirus because they were at each other’s throats during that.