O’Doul’s, the drink that tastes like beer, but isn’t beer! O’Doul’s has been around since 1990, and it’s a great option for people who don’t do booze. Like Dax Shepard, who has been sober for 16 years. Or Lincoln and Delta Shepard, his kids, who also apparently like to toss back an ice-cold ‘Doulies every once in a while.
People says Dax Shepard recently had a bad motorcycle accident which he talked about on his podcast, Armchair Expert. The 45-year-old actor and genius decision-maker revealed that while on a racetrack in California, he decided to really go for it. As you can expect, it went poorly. He was thrown from the two-wheeled beast and broke several bones. Who do you think you are? George Clooney? I guess with Dax and wife Kristen Bell at each other’s throats, risking his life on the track is better than risking it at home.
Never one to let an opportunity to talk about her totally normal family situation pass her by, the utterly relatable Cool Mom™ Kristen Bell is back in the headlines, only this time it’s not to tell everybody how much she love-hates her husband, Dax Shepard. Instead, she’s attempting to address the fallout as a result of her oversharing diaper mess that occurred on the latest episode of her EllenTube show #Momsplaining. You know, the one where she felt it necessary to tell the world that her 5-year-old daughter, Delta, still wears diapers?
Can you believe that? If that’s not some sneaky, underhanded shit right there. Why would you set up your kid like that? Kristen is probably just jealous that Delta and her 7-year-old sister, Lincoln, are the most mature individuals in that house. But probably not. Kristen just LOVES being a Cool Mom™ so much!
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are professionals at oversharing and usually, it’s about their totally healthy marriage and extremely normal dynamic. In the past, they’ve fought for their children’s privacy and Kristen covers their faces whenever she posts about them on Instagram. But I guess Kristen shits (pun intended) on the idea of her daughters’ privacy as long as it gets her some attention. Because Kristen told the world that her youngest daughter, Delta, is still wearing diapers at the age of 5 and a half. Don’t worry Delta, coronavirus has put off playground bullying for at least a few more months!
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard really make married life seem fun. The couple has talked about their arguing antics before–once blacking out during a moment of marital fury. And during this coronavirus quarantine, they’ve been “at each other’s throats.” And now Kristen has another completely healthy marriage story involving Dax breaking his hand and being too afraid of his own wife to tell her. Being afraid of Kristen seems like a theme! That’s functional love!
Dax Shepard had Rob Lowe on his podcast, Armchair Expert, and the two talked about drugs, specifically talking to their kids about doing drugs. Both Dax and Rob have been sober for a while. And Dax said that since he knows drugs, he’s going to use his expertise to let his daughters, 7-year-old Lincoln and 5-year-old Delta Bell, know that they should really only stick with booze, shrooms, and weed. Dax has flipped the iconic “I Learned It By Watching You” anti-drug PSA upside down by telling his kids to yes, learn from him by staying away from the hard stuff.