A few years ago, if you’d asked me which Hollywood star would be the least likely to get embroiled in legal drama, I’d probably say William H. Macy. But guess what? Past me would’ve been wrong. In 2019, William’s wife, Felicity Huffman, spent 11 days in the clink for being involved with the college admissions scandal — and he was totally in on the scam, too. Now, Page Six reports that the 73-year-old actor is being sued for $600,000 for “knowingly and intentionally” cutting down his next-door neighbor’s trees. Sigh. All of WHM’s scandals are so… WASPy. The exact opposite of anything that ever happened on Shameless.
Scarlett Johansson Told A Story About Woody Allen Being Unprofessional And Talked About Being “Groomed” To Be A “Bombshell”
Well, it finally happened. One of Woody Allen’s last remaining muses has turned on him. In a new interview for her agent’s husband’s new podcast Table for Two, Scarlett Johansson ripped Woody a new one, effectively ensuring that he’ll never work in this town again! While discussing her experience working with Woody on the Barcelona set of Vicky Cristina Barcelona (FYI “he’s untouchable there,” “God-level” even), Scarlett revealed that Woody is such a goof; he once made the crew work overtime because his own hilarious dick joke so amused him, he couldn’t stop laughing. And since respecting the crew is Scarlett’s #1 priority after getting that bag and giving her name as “guest” whenever she accompanies her husband Colin Jost to various awards shows, she really let Woody have it, admitting that because of his “giggles, giggles, giggles,” the resulting take that ended up in the film is “really not great.” OK, so it’s like #3.
Well, it’s taken her two years, but Miley Cyrus has finally enacted her revenge on Bono for saying music is “too girly” these days. Miley came hard for all that Bono holds dear by marching her ass out to the desert and grinding her slimy girly parts all over one of his precious Joshua trees. But don’t worry, she wore protection (in the form of a head-to-toe, floral bodysuit). Suck it Bono! Sadly, in the time it took Bono to find his cheaters so he could get a good look at Miley’s retort (they were on top of his head), other people, including a spokesperson for the Joshua Tree National Park, took the time to let Miley know that bumping and grinding on protected plants was not the way.