Someone really thought that Lindsay Lohan was going to sit her ass down and “write” a whole book, or at least sit down for five minutes with a ghostwriter who would put her ramblings into a coherent string of paragraphs. But publishing house HarperCollins decided to roll the dice and gave her a $365,000 advance. Play stupid games, win silly prizes. To be fair to HC, they signed the deal in 2014, and back then, Lindsay was actually writing some interesting stuff. The book never manifested and now they’re suing. Luckily for Lindsay, she’ll be able to easily settle up with HC because she’s started a new business venture. And Lindsay Lohan hasn’t tanked a business yet!
Kanye West was hit with a lawsuit accusing him of screwing over a Black-owned business out of millions of dollars. MyChannel, Inc. is a tech company that helped Kanye out with his Yeezy brand and that Sunday Service nonsense. But the company claims that after carrying out every one of Kanye’s ridiculous whims (which knowing him, there must have been a lot) he left them high and dry and by “dry” I mean unpaid and robbed! Well, we know the Koven hates paying workers. MyChannel claimed that Kanye pretended to promise big-money deals with them in order to thieve their technology for his Sunday Service. They’re not the only one’s he’s stolen ideas from! When are Bionicles going to sue him for copying them for his shoe designs?!
Tekashi 6ix9ine is set to be released from prison in August, so that’s great news for us, because we maaaaaay be getting out of coronavirus self-isolation by then, and so we’ll walk right into a world where the virus known as Tekashi runs free. Fun! But while he will be free from prison, he will not be free from lawsuits. Three different lawsuits have been thrown at him.
The question “Where in the world is Ghislaine Maxwell?” has been answered. She’s been down at her lawyer’s office trying to get a piece of Epstein’s money.
Ghislaine Maxwell was Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend and has been accused of some heinous shit, like recruiting underage girls for Epstein to abuse and use in his sex trafficking ring. She has not been criminally charged YET (fingers crossed!) and denies the claims. Well, now that Jeffrey has allegedly committed suicide before he could meet judgment, Ghislaine is coming for a piece of his estate, saying that he “promised” to take care of her financially.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Remember that guy Alec Baldwin got into a fight with? No, not that one. Or that one. Not even this one. The man in question, Wojciech Cieszkowski, first appeared as himself in a classic Alec-Baldwin-Rage-Out incident from all the way back in 2018, in which the two men were heard screaming Fuck Offs! at one another over a Manhattan parking spot.
Many are calling Brad Pitt’s Make It Right homes, the Make It WRONG homes. Because the homes, which were supposed to rejuvenate the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, have brought on many problems. They are not structurally sound, and now one homeowner says a woman died from illness directly related to the shitty construction of those houses. QUICK, Brad, stage another photo-op with Jennifer Aniston to move the attention away from this mess.