Category: Victoria Beckham

Mel B Was Upset That Victoria Beckham Didn’t Come To The Final Spice Girls Concert

June 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Would you rather jet off to Spain with your hot husband for a wedding that is crawling with football hunks and has a top shelf open bar, or stay home to go to a loud ass concert just to say “hi” to your annoying ex-coworkers? Anybody picking the latter has something wrong with their brain. But Victoria Beckham’s no fool. Posh didn’t make it to the final show of The Spice Girls’ Spice World 2019 tour at Wembley stadium this past weekend which upset Mel B, even though Posh had a perfectly legitimate excuse (in addition to simply not giving a shit). Seriously, how many times does Posh have to show the sole of her 6-inch hot pink Victoria Beckham brand stiletto before Mel gets the picture? She’s good love, enjoy.

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A Spice Girls Animated Movie (With All Five Spices) Is Happening

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

The Spice Girls movie is a masterpiece,  so you would think that Mel C, Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Mel B, and Emma Bunton would never waste their time attempting to top such a level of celluloid success. But according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Spice Girls are making another movie. Just this time, it will be starring their cartoon likenesses instead.

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Scary Spice’s Lesbian Tidbit About Ginger Spice May Have Ruined Plans For A Spice Girls World Tour 

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail is reporting that a Spice Girls reunion world tour was an actual possibility but now all of us 90s gays who never got to see the Spice Girls live will have to just live with it. It seems that after Mel B revealed a secret cooch bumpin’ session with bandmate Geri Horner, shit has hit the fan and our dreams of a world tour are dead and buried along with all of the wind-breaking track pants they forced Mel C to wear all those years.

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Victoria Beckham Is Apparently Jealous Of David Beckham’s Friendship With Helena Christensen

March 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Stories about David Beckham having a wandering eye are about as common as stories of Donald Trump being an asshole with a wandering eye. Normally, I don’t really pay attention or care to David stories since I’m still wondering why his wife, Posh Spice, gave up easy money performing with the Spice Girls to focus on her fashion label. Alas, this one has legs since, unlike David’s prior rumored flings with people like his own child’s kindergarten teacher or soccer groupies, this is someone who could swallow Posh, er, Victoria Beckham whole. After all, even those salty queens Dolce & Gabbana seem to like her, and they hate everyone. Tabloids say that Victoria is getting jealous of David’s relationship with Helena Christensen.

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Victoria Beckham Kinda Sorta Talked About Those David Beckham Divorce Rumors

January 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Presumably because she’d rather eat her own arm (or any solid foods, for that matter) than have a reporter ask her about rejoining the Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham took a Percocet, scheduled a sit-down with a reporter, and proceeded to smile the day away and talk about why so many people think she and David Beckham are on the rocks (hint: sometimes he implies it!). Posh has a new Reebok partnership to promote and buried a passing line in the overall story about the divorce rumors.

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Mel B Joked That Posh Spice Will Make An Appearance On Tour

November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The Spice Girls are going on a reunion tour that currently only six dates and 80% of the original lineup. Entertainment Tonight says they stopped by the Heart Breakfast radio show this morning (of which Emma Bunton is a co-host) to talk about the tour and drum up some ticket sales, which officially go on sale this weekend. Even though Victoria Beckham has made it very clear she’s not joining them, noted Posh troll Mel B hinted that she might show up.

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