It seems that everyone, but hardcore dickmatization victim Megan Fox, hates Machine Gun Kelly. Conor McGregor tried to fight MGK at the MTV VMAs a couple of weeks ago, and at this past weekend’s Louder Than Life Festival, the audience lived out the title of the festival by booing at MGK, and one audience member tried to fight with him. If only Megan was there, she could’ve softly caressed MGK’s cheek while calling him her “twin flame.” Everyone in the audience would’ve been too busy dry barfing to fight with MGK.
The old lady bitch fight between Anjelica Huston and Jacki Weaver has sadly come to end, as 72-year-old Jacki is apologizing for telling 67-year-old Angelica to “she can go fuck herself,” and adding, “I would say she must be going through menopause, but she must have had that ages ago.” Jacki went after Angelica for trashing the movie Poms, which Jacki stars in with Diane Keaton, Pam Grier, and Rhea Perlman. But bad news for anyone who wanted to see Jacki and Angelica go at it in a Metamucil-covered wrestling match, that’s not going to happen.
Yesterday Meghan McCain and Joy Behar made everyone forget about Whoopi’s latest victim-blaming whoopsie when the topic around the table turned to Donald Trump. If you know how much Joy hates Trump and how much Meghan loves playing Republican’s advocate, then you know exactly where this is going.
Christina Aguilera was on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen last night, and during the Plead The Fifth segment, revealed that during the shooting of 2001’s Lady Marmalade video, Pink was a real gitchy-gitchy ya-ya-ya to her. Which might explain the story Pink told during her PT5th with Andy a couple of years back about Christina swinging on her at a club. Naturally, Andy asked Christina to tell her side of that story, but she seems to have come down with a case of Motherhood Onset Amnesia, because she pivoted away from the question. She gave a vague denial but did say that Pink used to intimidate her on the set of Lady Marmalade. So if she had tried to swing at her, there would have been motive.
Kanye West’s new friend, that talking tree, needs to come and get him because he’s getting messy again.
Kanye’s Fern Gully moment of zen didn’t last long. Kanye added some oil to the pan and reheated his cold, dried-out, rotten beef with Drake. This time Kanye’s b-hole got twisted over Drake’s team asking for clearance to sample his song Say What’s Real. Drake remixed it in 2009. Kanye got mad because he says he’s been trying to talk to Drake for months but Drake has been avoiding him like Kanye avoids a sense of reason. Kanye could’ve, I don’t know, used his finger to open up the Messages app and text Drake, but that wouldn’t have made him trend on Twitter. And if it doesn’t get Kanye attention, it didn’t happen. Cut to Azalea Banks screaming: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
Because I guess Leonardo DiCatchAHo wants to remain alpha of the Pussy Posse and knows that he won’t get his pick of model cooch if Thor is around him, he supposedly twice dropped a fart (a low-emission green fart, I’m sure) on the idea of being Chris Hemsworth’s friend. That’s what Chris’ trainer says anyway.