Hilaria Baldwin Claims She’s Done Having Children, And Says It’s “Ridiculous” To Be Cruel To Another Person
Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.
Amy Schumer has a new stand-up special on Netflix called Emergency Contact, and- STOP! Before you click away, this is a Hilaria Baldwin post! Phew. Alright, where was I? So, Amy has a new special, and, according to USA Today, she goes after Hilaria and Alec Baldwin. Amy jokes about #Pepinogate, the Rust shooting, and calls Hilaria a “sociopath.” Now, now, Amy, it’s not very nice to diagnose people you don’t know. Unless you met them one time backstage at SNL. You did? Great, then diagnose away! Continue reading
Alec Baldwin Had Another Hip Replacement And Ireland Baldwin Snubbed Him In An Instagram Post About Her Postpartum Mental Health
Now that Alec Baldwin’s done with that movie where he literally shot two people, has some downtime before he begins shooting another movie about a shooting, and got a respite from legal proceedings for a bit, he must’ve decided to use some of that time to get another hip replacement. How do we know? Hilaria Baldwin made a post about it, of course! In it, she thanked all of the medical professionals involved in Alec’s procedure and obviously included a picture of her lying next to Alec in his hospital bed. And, After Alec forgot to include Ireland Baldwin in a tribute post to his kids last month, Ireland conveniently left him out of a recent post she made about her very new experience with motherhood, though she did include her mom Kim Basinger and her partner RAC’s parents in it.
Now that Alec Baldwin is finally free after the charges against him for the Rust shooting were dropped last month, he can go back to his normal life of pretending his wife Hilaria Balwin is from Barthhhhhhelona and being a dick. I mean, he’s been doing both those things all throughout the legal proceedings, but now he can do it without the threat of jail over his head. And what’s the first thing a celebrity does after being cleared of criminal manslaughter charges? That’s right. Berate service workers!
Alec Baldwin has a lot going on in his life; what with all of the dodging of civil lawsuits, inapropriate celebrating of his probable acquittal in the accidental Rust shooting case, and continuing to shoot (ope!) the movie. Add to that seven small children in his home screeching and basically hanging from the chandeliers, and the background noise of his sham-Spanish wife Hilaria Baldwin constantly practicing rolling her Rs and perfecting her Ceceo pronunciation (“rrrojo, rrrojo rrrojo! Ibitha! Ibitha! Ibitha! BarrrTHelona! Eye-eee!“) in the mirror while in a naked headstand; it’s probably difficult for him to have one complete, uninterrupted thought. So, that’s what must’ve happened when he again chose to play the victim the other day and posted about how his seven kids were what kept him going through “tough times.” The problem (I mean, besides him posting it at all)? He has eight children!
Alec Baldwin Says He “Owes Everything” To His Wife, Hilaria Baldwin, Amidst His “Rust” Criminal Charges Being Dropped
No, this isn’t one of Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin’s 76 children snuggling on their puffy, exhausted great-pepaw’s lap or the jankiest strip mall Santa situation of all time; it’s a totally spontaneous shot Hilaria posted on Instagram with a single heart emoji and an unspoken begging of everyone to notice how “muy pequeña!” she looks in Aleek’s arms in the wake of what looks like him being absolved of criminal manslaughter charges for now in the accidental shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. And, Hilaria’s pap stroll screams for privacy and empatia must have been the stuff that kept a downtrodden Alec going throughout this ordeal; because in his own post on the heels of the news, he said that he owes her (and oh yeah, his lawyer) everything.