Alec Baldwin Is Trying To Unload His Hamptons Estate For $29 Million
It looks like Alec Baldwin is finally pulling the trigger (too soon?) on working to fulfill his promise to make the streets of New York a safer place for paparazzi to roam and for people to park cars by taking his Hispanophile wife and ever-growing litter of Baldwinitos and getting out of dodge to instead vex the unassuming people of Vermont. The New York Post reports that Alec has just put his Hamptons estate on the market shortly after selling his Central New York lake house.
Eight years ago, Alec said that he “probably has to move out of New York,” and though he’s been quick to knock up his uber faux-Spanish wife, Hilaria Baldwin, a multitude of times; his relocation plan has been slow going. But they’ve recently purchased a home in Vermont and are selling off their Empire State properties.
Seven months after buying a massive 55-acre farm in Vermont, Baldwin, 64, is listing his longtime Hamptons estate for $29 million, The Post has learned.
The spirited actor purchased his Hamptons estate in Amagansett in 1996 for $1.75 million, or some $3.35 million today, records show. Baldwin, his wife and their six children have spent most of the COVID-19 pandemic on the property.
Made up of four bedrooms and seven bathrooms, the residence sits on 10 acres of land and boasts more than 10,000 square feet of living space.
This East End listing also comes less than three months after Baldwin and wife, Hilaria, sold off their upstate Cleveland, NY, lake house in July for $530,000, records obtained by The Post show.
“Spirited?” What an adorably quaint euphemism for “raging asshole.” Alec said he wants out of the city because of all that comes along with being a celebrity who, enabled by his charlatan wife, is infamous for being a certified dickbag that’s steeped in controversy which includes someone being killed. Er, because of phones with cameras and social media. He says that New Yorkers used to be respectful about him and his entitled fuckery, but now he can’t even get coffee or assault someone on the street without ending up on Twitter. Does anyone want to break it to him and Hillary that they could just stop acting the fool in public or that their temporary social media breaks could instead be permanent?
“New Yorkers would make a terse comment to you. ‘Big fan,’ they’d say … They signaled their appreciation of you very politely,” Baldwin said. “To be a New Yorker meant you gave everybody five feet. You gave everybody their privacy. And now we don’t leave each other alone. Now we live in a digital arena, like some Roman [Coliseum], with our thumbs up or thumbs down.”
“There was a time the entire world didn’t have a camera in their pocket,” he added. “There are cameras everywhere, and there are media outlets for them to ‘file their story.’ They take your picture in line for coffee. They’re trying to get a picture of your baby. Everyone’s got a camera. When they’re done, they tweet it. It’s … unnatural.”
The listing for the Hamptons house only shows the exterior and grounds, but here’s a taste of the “modern farmhouse” vibe of the inside:
They still own their Manhattan penthouse but are rumored to be trying to unload it off-market. I would assume that realtor fees are a bitch when you’re being sued for killing someone on the set of Rust.
All that remains is their luxe penthouse in Manhattan’s Greenwich village that’s valued at $16 million, which the Baldwins have quietly shopped off-market since the pandemic, The Post reported.
If you’re in the market for a casa in the Hamptons, the house boasts plenty of space for all of your “rude little pigs” to play and has the perfect gourmet kitchen for slicing up a “how you say in English? Ehm, cucumber.”