Category: Real Estate
Open Post: Hosted By This Teeny Tiny NYC Apartment
A TikTok user named Axel Webber has gone viral after posting a tour of his self-proclaimed “Smallest Apartment in New York.” Axel lives in the West Village, the same neighborhood as celebs like Sarah Jessica Parker, Scarlett Johansson, and Karlie Kloss. But unlike those richies, 22-year-old Axel can’t afford to spend more than $1,200 a month on rent. So he’s forced to make do with a “micro studio apartment” that’s only about 75 square feet. This shit makes Saddam Hussein’s spider-hole look like the Ritz!
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Selling Their Hollywood Hills Home for $35 Million
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are selling their LA mansion for a cool $35 million. Apparently, the couple wants to spend more time raising their two kids, baby Phineas and 6-year-old Silas, in Big Sky, Montana, where they live in Yellowstone Club, a private ski resort/real estate development. Jessica, 39, and Justin, 40, also own a $23 million four-bedroom penthouse in Tribeca and 127 undeveloped acres south of Nashville. An insider tells People that the couple, “are happy to live in Montana,” and they were “rarely in LA.” So the $35 million mansion is just sitting there empty? Damn, they’re just asking to get Bling Ring-ed!
Kanye West Bought A Concrete House In Mailbu For $57 Million
We were this close to having Kanye West move to an island in Japan but alas, it looks like he’s staying stateside and has just dropped $57.3 million on a house in Malibu designed by renowned Japanese architect Tadao Ando known for “critical regionalism” design. Dirt reports that ever since Kanye visited Naoshima, Japan’s “art island,” he’s been “obsessed with the place,” and that owning a Tadao Andro is the next best thing. So now he owns a concrete bunker on a busy street in Malibu penned in by neighbors who are close enough to high-five through the kitchen window. But hey, at least it’s on the beach and Kanye can use his latex gimp suit as a wetsuit if he ever decides to take up surfing. Hope remembers to unzip the mouth!
Open Post: Hosted By The House From “The Silence Of The Lambs,” Which Is Now For Sale
Ooo, here’s one for all you scary movie lover. Psycho killer Buffalo Bill’s house from The Silence of the Lambs is on the market, just in time for Hallow’s Eve. The 1910 Victorian home in Perryopolis, Pennsylvania can be all yours for just $298,500. For three-floors and four-bedrooms! Hmmm, maybe there’s something to be said for escaping the city…
The house still has many of the same features it did in the film, including the original hardwood trim and floors. Listing agents Eileen Allan and Shannon Assad say that it would “make for an amazing Airbnb” opportunity. Hmmm, they speak the truth.
Zak Bagans Of “Ghost Adventures” Bought A Manson Family Murder House
One of the houses/crime scenes of the Charles Manson murders has sold to Ghost Adventures‘ Zak Bagans. The home was site to two vicious killings in 1969 and so Zak thought to himself: “Oh yeah, I wanna mess with ghosts in a serial murder victim’s home.” Because that always ends well in movies. And the biggest gag? Two murders and still it cost almost $2 million. Southern California real estate is ridiculous.
The Island Featured In The Fyre Fest Promotional Video Is For Sale
Here’s the golden opportunity Ja Rule’s been waiting for! The island of dreams, Saddleback Cay where the now infamous Fyre Fest promotional video was filmed, is on the market for $11.8 million. I was thinking maybe Ja Rule would like to buy it for his planned recreation of “the most iconic music festival that never was”. Or he could use the purchase to get his Robin Hood on and give it back to the Bahamian people he helped screw over. I know Ja Rule probably can’t afford it on his own, but if he’s willing to suck up his pride, 50 Cent would almost certainly be willing to loan him something for a down payment.