Category: Prince Philip
The Royal Family Has Some Grievances With Season 4 Of “The Crown”
The Firm is reportedly “NONE TOO PLEASED” about their portrayal in the current fourth season of The Crown which covers events from 1979 through 1990, a period that includes Prince Charles’ marriage to Lady Diana and his affair with Camila Parker Bowles. And according to The Daily Mail, friends of the family say that Prince Charles feels exploited, Prince William is irritated, and as for Prince Andrew, well nobody wanted to say his name but we can presume he’s appalled anew at The Royal Family being depicted as “grotesque caricatures” by Netflix with little thought given to their feelings. Especially when we know who the REAL villain is and for once I’m not talking about Margaret Thatcher. No, it’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of course, for cashing in on his family’s pain by sleeping with the enemy.
Prince Andrew Is Reportedly Being Erased From Prince Philip’s 100th Birthday Celebrations
Queen Elizabeth’s husband Prince Philip is scheduled to turn 100 years old on June 21, 2021. So they’re throwing him a big 100th birthday party, even if Philip looks like the type who would rather just stay home, drink a scotch, and cuss someone out for putting too many chives in his cottage pie. Philip’s birthday celebrations are nine months away, and there’s lots to do beforehand, including some pre-party damage control. And not the regular kind, like making sure Philip doesn’t have access to a live mic, or tried to drive himself into the party. This has to do with the Royal Family’s current biggest publicity stain, Prince Andrew.
Jonathan Pryce Will Play Prince Philip In Seasons 5 And 6 Of “The Crown”
Despite the fact that we’re still waiting on the 4th season of Netflix’s The Crown (seriously, my patience is wearing thinner than a pair of tasteful modesty hose over here), we’re being given some casting crumbs for the future 5th and 6th seasons. The 5th season time-jumps forward into a new era, which means all the actors get replaced with older versions of their characters. Imelda Staunton will play the oldest and final version of Queen Elizabeth II (previously played by Claire Foy, then Olivia Colman), Lesley Manville will play Princess Margaret (previously played by Vanessa Kirby, then Helena Bonham Carter). Following in the footsteps of the overpaid Matt Smith and the perfectly uncomfortable-looking Tobias Menzies will be Jonathan Pryce as The Crown’s most blunt royal, Prince Philip.
The Pictures From Princess Beatrice’s Socially Distanced Wedding Are Here
After realizing that a big ass royal wedding was not possible during THESE TIMES, Princess Beatrice and her property developer fiance, Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, had themselves a much, much smaller wedding in one of the smaller party rooms at the Pizza Express in Woking. No, but it was a pretty simple affair (for the royals) and now they’ve released pictures of Princess Bea’s socially distanced wedding including the one above of THE QUEEN thinking, “Let’s get this affair on, love, I’ve got work to do!”
Princess Beatrice And Edo Mozzi Finally Pulled The Trigger And Quietly Married
Well, Edoardo Mapeli Mozzi blew his last chance to avoid being related to Prince Andrew and The Original Fergie. According to People, Edo and Princess Beatrice finally just went ahead and did the damn thing. They were married this morning in a private ceremony at The Royal Chapel of All Saints at Royal Lodge, Windsor (AKA her parent’s house). The ceremony was attended by a handful of close friends and family and was conducted “in accordance with all relevant Government Guidelines,” How romantic! It marked the first time THE QUEEN and Prince Philip have left their Quoronaqueentine (™) bubble since going into lockdown with 22 of their most loyal staff, 19 of which are in charge of operating Philip’s puppet-matronics.
The Queen And Prince Philip Are Quarantined At Windsor Castle With 22 Servants
Service to The Crown means serving At Her Majesty’s Pleasure. And according to The Sun, it takes 22 people to pleasure Her Majesty, The Queen (cut her some slack, she’s 94 years old, it’s a miracle she can get there at all!). That’s the number of staff members in residence at Windsor Palace charged with the care and protection of The Queen, and I assume, just putting different funny hats on Prince Philip and sharing the pictures in the group chat.
A memo to the staff written by Master of the Household Tony Johnstone-Burt was circulated, revealing that since Britain went into quarantine, Windsor Castle has been dubbed “HMS Bubble”, and that the 22 members of the royal household staff are isolated there, away from their families, for the duration. Tony, a 40-year navy veteran, likened the situation to “a long deployment at sea where sailors are separated from their families for several months,” something Steve the footman in charge of trimming Philip’s nose hairs without waking him up, can surely relate to.