Category: Prince Philip

Some Think That Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Interview With Oprah Should Be Postponed Out Of Respect For Prince Philip

March 2, 2021 / Posted by:

We can’t know for certain how Prince Harry might react to this recent development. But I like to think his face looked something like the screenshot above, as he hissed, “Oi, now hold on a tick. I didn’t chum around with James Corden all day getting a cramp in my arse from those bleedin’ motorcoach seats for nuffin!” Because several “royal experts” think that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s interview with Oprah should be delayed until Prince Philip’s health situation improves.

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Prince Philip Will Stay In The Hospital A Few More Days

February 23, 2021 / Posted by:

One week ago, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and husband to Queen Elizabeth, was taken to the hospital because he wasn’t feeling well. It was reportedly not COVID related. I think we all assumed it was just “three months away from turning 100”-related. Now a Buckingham Palace spokesperson has shared an update: Philly has an infection and is expected to stay at the hospital for several more days. On the bright side, when you’re 99 years old, several days is merely a drop in the bucket of time. Continue reading

Prince Philip Was Taken To The Hospital As A Precaution

February 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince Philip has been taken to a London hospital as a precaution after feeling unwell. Now, the Duke of Edinburgh is 99 years old (and turning 100 on June 10 [Geminiii]), so I can’t imagine his default setting is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. But clearly he was feeling shitty enough that it was cause for concern. And no, a source has confirmed it’s not COVID-19 related. Dude already got the first round of the vaccine with wifey Queen Elizabeth last month.

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The Queen And Prince Philip Got The COVID-19 Vaccine

January 11, 2021 / Posted by:

English grannies everywhere can breathe a big sigh of relief – Queen Elizabeth and her tall husband of 73 years, Prince Philip, both received their first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine over the weekend. The Royals join more than a million other people in the UK who’ve been jabbed by the tiny, life-saving prick. A Buckingham Palace spokesman confirmed the news in a statement that said simply: “The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh have today received Covid-19 vaccinations.” Usually, the couple’s private health matters are kept under wraps, but apparently, the Queen wanted the public to know “to prevent speculation.”

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Britain’s Culture Secretary Wants Netflix To Make It Clear That “The Crown” Is Fiction

November 30, 2020 / Posted by:

The Crown. It very pretty. It kinda boring. I mostly fast-forwarded to the scenes with Princess Diana (played by Emma Corrin). Diana is portrayed as sympathetic, lonely, and very young. Prince Charles (Josh O’Connor) is depicted as a stuffy old cheater who never loved his wife to begin with (um, fact?). This season has reignited interest in their shitty marriage and the Royal Family as a whole. And Britain’s Culture Secretary, Oliver Dowden, believes it has damaged their reputations.

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Prince Philip And The Queen Celebrate 73 Years Of Wedded Bliss

November 20, 2020 / Posted by:

According to People, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip celebrated their 73rd wedding anniversary “with a very special gift — a homemade card” from their great-grandchildren Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. Not gonna lie, old Lizzy of London over there has had a rough year. So I’m not going to begrudge her a small celebration. Her Majesty THE QUEEN has had to stand by watching as her grandson defected from The Firm, her son was accused of appalling behavior, her family was portrayed as monsters (albeit kind of hot ones) on The Crown, and she was banished into quarantine with a skeleton crew of servants to service her skeleton of 73 years, Prince Philip. So lord knows she’s earned it. Well, maybe earned isn’t the right word here. She’s been sovereignly ordained it at any rate.

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