Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol”
Tiffany Trump Is “Flipping Out” As Hurricane Nicole Threatens To Derail Her Mar-A-Lago Wedding This Weekend
You never know what you’re going to come home with after you’ve been partying in Mykonos with Lindsay Lohan. But whichever muse inspired Alanis Morrisette to write Ironic must have been going extra hard that fateful night in 2018 when she and Lindsay conspired to send Tiffany Trump home with a Nigerian prince and possibly head lice. Now, four years later, the Ironic muse finally found the keys she lost in the sand at Lindsay’s now-shuttered beach club just in time to send Tiffany some rain on her wedding day.
I wasn’t ever quite sure what was on her agenda when Kimberly Guilfoyle unhinged her jaw and ominously screamed THE BEST IS YET TO COME during the 2020 RNC, better known on Twitter as the #CocaineConvention, but it looks like it might have been referring to some personal developments. I honestly thought she was summoning an army of demons from the depths of Abaddon but according to Page Six, she might have just been foretelling something more personal. Because on Saturday, Kimberly posted an Instagram pic that makes it seem like she and her boyfriend of a year Donald Trump Jr. are headed to the altar. And since there are no altars in Hell, I guess that means they’re probably getting married at the closest equivalent, the Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom at Mar-A-Lago.
Just a few days into her official campaign to become the next governor of California, Caitlyn Jenner is already proving she’s at least as qualified as Gary Coleman was when he ran in our last gubernatorial recall election back in 2003. According to TMZ, Caitlyn’s already taken a bold stance on prison reform even though she may not quite understand how the office of the District Attorney works. So, she’s not as qualified as Arnold Schwarzenegger was, but is possibly more qualified than Gallagher. And her views run contrary to those of future civil rights attorney/potential one-day Madame President Kim Kardashian’s. TMZ reports that none of the Kardashians, least of all Kim, will be campaigning for Caitlyn.
Aubrey O’Day Had Much More To Say About Her Ex Donald Trump Jr. And His Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle
Aubrey O’Day once said she was “too classy” to talk about her tryst with Donald Trump Jr. And then she proceeded to talk endlessly about him because he was her “soulmate” and she seemed extremely jealous of his new girlfriend, that lunatic, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Well, now Aubrey has hopped back onto Twitter to drag DTJ over his alleged drug use and cheating. It’s amazing how fast the heart can switch from “soulmate” to scumbag.
ICU ICU Baby: Vanilla Ice (And Taylor Dayne And Terri Nunn) Performed At Mar-A-Lago’s Maskless NYE Party
If on New Year’s Eve, you really wanted to end your year with a BANG of foolery by catching coronavirus in the stupidest way possible, both coasts offered your ass something. In Malibu, CA, COVID-19’s favorite Christian Kirk Cameron once again ignored the state’s lockdown rules like relevancy has ignored him for decades and held another unpermitted prayer gathering where dozens of people, who mostly didn’t wear masks, listened to him spew out words that translated to, “I have found a new way for people to actually pay attention to me.” And over at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, FL, hundreds of maskless messes danced to a Vanilla Ice performance during a pandemic. If in the future, your grandchildren ask you what the 2020 pandemic was like in America, just show them the clip of a maskless Donald Trump Jr. head-bopping to a performance of Ice Ice Baby by an accused wife beater.